Judging people when you hear them say "I'm the first person to go to college in my family." TFM.

  1. Davy Crockett

    Go die. Someone in your family had to be the first to go to college as well. If you can’t respect the American dream then maybe you should move to the Middle East.

    13 years ago at 11:28 pm
    1. LikeaFratOuttaHell

      That person in my family went a long fucking time ago…like they should have

      13 years ago at 12:11 am
    2. BoatshoesAndHoes

      ^^ second. My grandfather went to the navy instead of college. The hardest decision he has to make is which island house to live on.

      13 years ago at 4:19 am
    3. TrickleDown

      Of course we respect the american dream and its great to start a new family legacy. With that said don’t pretend like 95 percent of the kids who say this are not geeds

      13 years ago at 4:43 am
    4. Davy Crockett

      Wait, better_than_you posted this so I take back the “go die” part. That guy’s funny.

      13 years ago at 8:02 am
    5. howboutit

      I was the first in my family to attend college and still managed to pay the tuition and my dues, no student loans, on top of having enough money to blow whenever. You think just because you come from a long line of old money you have been blessed with a divine right to be the superior fraternity man, and that’s fine, keep on thinking that way. But just realize that every once in a while, one of the “poors” actual works his ass off to not only get a bid from a respectable fraternity, but pay the dues and still have the drive to go to class and get a degree. I’ve been poor my whole life, but still managed to dress well and graduate high school with a 4.0 and a 32 ACT. I’m working towards my international business degree, and i’ve made my own connections and became my own success. So don’t ever underestimate the “poors” you love to shit on.

      13 years ago at 8:09 am
    6. jmt

      ^Having the money to blow whenever. TFM. Although if you had to pay your own tuition and dues I’m imagining your wallet is pretty tight after that 3rd or 4th ball.

      13 years ago at 8:26 am
    7. TrickleDown

      ^^^You actually just bragged about your standardized test scores? I have a feeling you’re still in high school buddy. That’s like telling your boss you aced organic chemistry. Nobody gives a fuck.

      That was a really touching story, and I appreciate you giving yourself a nice pat on the back. You’re so special!!! Seriously, this is a comedy site. And a large part of fraternity life is affluence.

      13 years ago at 4:58 pm
  2. truenorthfratdaddy

    Then judge me because I am the first in my (immediate) family to go to college. Both my parents have worked incredibly hard to afford me the opportunities they didn’t have and it only motivates me to work even harder and be more successful, to repay them their trust in my intelligence and work ethic. In summation, I judge people who judge others for being from humble beginnings. So go fist yourself you spoiled brat.

    13 years ago at 11:41 pm
    1. brostock

      Calm the fuck down. This is a COMEDY website that plays on the “frat” stereotype. That includes the whole snobby rich asshole thing. I understand your point, and I respect where you come from, but try not to get so worked up over TFM.

      13 years ago at 11:45 pm
    2. truenorthfratdaddy

      Yeah you’re right I probably went overboard, especially with the last sentence. But my point still stands- this wonderful country of ours was built and made great by ambitious people from humble origins.

      13 years ago at 12:11 am
    3. SECGreek

      Was willing to put down money that someone would say something like this, given his TFM. Why do you dumb fucks take everything so seriously?

      13 years ago at 6:56 pm