Ricky Bobby refusing to say "I love crepes" because these colors don't run. TFM.

  1. Fratermelons

    Ricky Bobby loves his hot wife, best friend, driving fast, and baby jesus. Hes FAF in my book.

    14 years ago at 4:32 am
    1. FratGrenade

      dont forget, his kids are named Walker and Texas Ranger (or TR as we call him).

      14 years ago at 4:34 am
    2. Fratermelons

      His Dad may have been a broke deadbeat but he fucked lots of women, drank lots of cheap beer, and snorted lots of drugs. Relatively fratty.

      14 years ago at 4:34 am
    3. FratGrenade

      The more I think about it, RB really is FaF possibly as fratty as they come. He makes money while he prays. End of story.

      14 years ago at 4:41 am
    4. Fratterthebetter

      “I like to picture my Jesus as the lead singer of Lynard Skynard and I’m in the front row hammered drunk.” FAF

      14 years ago at 9:51 am
    5. shooter

      “Let me quote the late, great Colonel Sanders. He said, “I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.””

      14 years ago at 6:22 pm
  2. Fratrick Brochanan

    Then Sacha Baron Cohen has a streak in humiliating fratstars…first borat, then ricky bobby…nevermind that open mouthed kissing a frenchman is just plain old gay…

    14 years ago at 9:43 am
    1. Fratermelons

      But Ricky Bobby is Will Ferrel and hes Frank the Tank from Old School. Double frat move.

      14 years ago at 10:58 am
    2. Fratrick Brochanan

      don’t forget he was also the videographer at my cousin’s wedding in ’94

      14 years ago at 12:40 pm