A "bro" tried to ice me last night. I took a swig of my Glen single malt, slapped it out of his hand and walked away. The only "ice" a "bro" should concern himself with is the kind that clinks in his scotch glass. TFM.

  1. Brommander in Cheif

    Stop ruining scotch by putting ice in it. then take a knee and grow a pair

    14 years ago at 3:31 pm
    1. Fraturday

      Minimal ice is acceptable, along with water and club soda. Though I’d imagine only a woman would order such.

      14 years ago at 4:15 pm