I would rather read TSMs than watch Jersey Shore. TFM.

  1. The Big LeBroski

    That’s like saying you’d prefer to put your dick in a vise over inserting a glass tube into your urethra, then smashing your junk with a hammer…either option is going to be gratuitously painful…

    14 years ago at 1:19 am
  2. Private school frat

    Knowing when jersey shore is on TV… Huge GDI NF move. Go buy an affliction tee

    14 years ago at 2:30 am
  3. Nice Try

    whooo…can’t wait talk about bow ties and….nevermind, this is a stupid idea.

    14 years ago at 2:30 am
  4. Buck Farack

    this post is going to be a lot more funny in about 5 days when you bow to oregon.

    14 years ago at 2:31 am
    1. FrozenFrat

      let us know how that works out for y’all. I don’t want to, but if I must I’ll bring my bro Sherman around and fuck your shit up. Round deux, let’s scrap.

      14 years ago at 5:19 am
  5. In Hoc

    the 200 people who will sign up for it aren’t going to get any good advertisers.

    14 years ago at 2:48 am
  6. Brolocaust

    haha. someone like you would be running the site without advertisers. fratrocket is a stupid name.

    14 years ago at 2:54 am
  7. patriot

    Honestly, I watch the Jersey Shore because its like watching a horrible car accident. its disgusting, awful and you’d never want it to happen to you but you cant look away. Or like watching the gorilla pit at a zoo

    14 years ago at 3:58 am
  8. Fratdraig Harrington

    I don’t think you really understand why Jersey Shore is so popular. It’s not because Guidos love seeing people exactly like them, instead they probably miss out on a lot of the humor because of that. It is much more humorous if you’re FaF because you get to laugh at the existence of these people. I’m not saying you need to go out and watch the show, but I’d personally prefer it over reading TSMs for an hour.

    14 years ago at 5:31 am