What sends girls to standards for a sorority gets you Brother of the Week in my fraternity. TFM.

  1. Sperry Seinfeld

    On the ride home from a homecoming event I had a girl trying her best to molest me while 2 girls on her sorority’s standards board were staring right at us in the next seat over with their jaws dropped. I kept telling her to stop but she just didn’t care so I gave up trying to stop her. Blowing a fratdaddy on a bus ride in front of your standards board….I guess she was trying to pull a TFM but forgot she was in a sorority.

    14 years ago at 1:18 pm
    1. Sperry Seinfeld

      I apologize for telling a humorous frat story on a website that’s made for telling frat stories. This TFM reminded me of the story, so I thought I’d share it. My bad.

      14 years ago at 5:13 pm
    2. PHI or DIE

      sperry youre a gdi and your storys bullshit told like a true geed. also seeing as youll probably rush this spring since you are worthless, its not a fucking frat, its a fraternity. you wouldnt call your country a cunt would you? fuck off

      14 years ago at 9:23 pm
  2. Red State

    So what you’re saying is you sleep with too many men and your chapter rewards you for it? Kinda gay…

    14 years ago at 4:34 pm