1. Eighteen Fifty Five

    The only reason you would not agree with this TFM is because you think it’s a lie and doesn’t actually happen. The three guys below me have pretty much admitted they can’t make a drunk text to a slampiece to get laid. If this doesn’t apply to every guy on here you have never fratted a day in your life. I’m drunk, and now it’s time to make a few texts.

    14 years ago at 7:25 pm
    1. Eighteen Fifty Five

      I wipe my ass with a roll of 2 phi toilet every morning bro. That’s a story fucktard.

      14 years ago at 9:28 pm