tfm bad commenter of the week

Bad Commenter Of The Week: March 31
8 years ago

tfm bad commenter of the week

Welcome to “Bad Commenter Of The Week,” a weekly series here on TFM wherein I will roast a TFM commenter whom I deem roastworthy for one reason or another — or maybe for no reason at all. Lucky for me, I get to handpick my target. Maybe you’ll agree with my selection, maybe you won’t, maybe it’ll be you. Only time will tell, and I have it on high authority that time’s lips are sealed. Looks like you’ll just have to keep tuning in if you want to see who each week’s massive idiot target is.

Unlike in our series “Commenter Of The Week,” I will not be interviewing the commenter I select because, quite frankly, they don’t deserve that courtesy. If you happen to be the target of my current or future ire, feel free to respond in the comment section, dumbass.

This week’s winner (loser?) of Bad Commenter of the Week, Blowjob420, got on my radar with this comment on last week’s Bad Commenter of the Week post:

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When I saw him complaining about the volume of downvotes he claims to receive, I knew something must be up with this dude (despite his incredible username). This is TFM; you don’t just get downvoted for no reason!!!

That’s obviously a lie, but this awful comment and the slew of downvotes that accompanied it put this commentboy on my radar. Let’s check out the Bad Comments Blowjob420 hit us with this past week.

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This joke would’ve received numerous upvotes back in 2012, when understating your sexual duration was a novel comedy technique.
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Clearly the people think there are better things than that.
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The casual air of nostalgia you just hit us with is both telling and concerning.
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Okay, that’s actually terrifying. Stay safe out there, kiddos.
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Did you find that out while shoving coke bottles and baseball bats up his butt?

With an amazing name like Blowjob420, you need amazing comments to back it up. Fuck, that’s actually not even true. A great name like Blowjob420 should be enough to carry you on to glory despite lackluster commenting abilities. But no; Blowjob420’s comments are so average and despised that they take away from the amazing username “Blowjob420.” Tragic. Blowjob420’s comments are Tyrion’s imp status to Blowjob420’s Lannister name. A flaw that simply can’t be overlooked despite such an honorable name. A Blowjob420 always pays his debts… by shoving coke bottles and baseball bats up your butt.

Your comments are bad and you should feel bad, Blowjob420. You’re a massive idiot and deserve all the shame that comes your way.

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    1. The_Chilis_Guy

      Nah, that dude doesn’t deserve recognition. He should throw a curveball and put Bolen or Dorn as Bad commenter of the wee.

      8 years ago at 12:58 pm
    2. InternationalFratStudent

      As much as we all hate that fail abortion of a human being. I agree he doesn’t deserve that kind of recognition. But that HGL or whatever the fuck that try hard’s name is

      8 years ago at 1:03 pm
      3. InternationalFratStudent

        If I heard on the news that you hung yourself I couldn’t care less. I would honestly laugh at your obituary if anyone actually fucking cared about you

        8 years ago at 2:08 am
    3. Kappasaurus

      He’s purposely been trying to make it on here the past few weeks. Fuck that kid

      8 years ago at 4:52 pm
    1. StoryTeller

      New elementary school bus route goes by the office every day, Dorn is preoccupied

      8 years ago at 12:56 pm
      1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        The Grandex office is conveniently located just across the highway from Valley View Elementary and Forest Trail Elementary.

        8 years ago at 1:35 pm
    2. Theregalrattle

      I’m no business man, but having something people like and bringing it back when views or things start going south is kinda popular around here…

      8 years ago at 1:01 pm
      1. Science Oven

        So this is what happens when two idiots, who have the combined brainpower of a brick, meet in a comments section. Fascinating.

        8 years ago at 5:47 pm
      2. MuffMcFluff

        Make that 3 idiots, with the combined brainpower of still just about one brick.

        8 years ago at 7:00 pm
  6. DornFromMajorLeague

    Your friend that had a seizure because of an addy sounds like a huge pussy

    8 years ago at 4:43 pm
  7. BuschLattesFTW

    Whatever you do don’t pick hahamiright next. He is shooting for it, don’t give him the satisfaction

    8 years ago at 12:48 am
    1. Fratty McFratFrat

      You’re right. hahamirite makes bad comments intentionally. Yours are bad unintentionally. You deserve it much more than he does.

      8 years ago at 12:03 pm
      1. BuschLattesFTW

        Its really sad you have been on here for 2 years and still need to reply to all rushee users comments to get mediocre upvotes as a fifth year. You compensating for something?

        8 years ago at 2:59 pm
      2. Fratty McFratFrat

        What’s sad is that you’ve been here two weeks and in that time you’ve made five pages worth of comments and are still stuck at Rushee.

        8 years ago at 7:55 am
  8. FDRwasapussy

    Do Zinkyslinky next. I’m sick and tired of that geed acting as though his chocolate starfish isn’t begging for a tounge punch just like the rest of ours. Fucking elitist.

    8 years ago at 7:24 pm
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    8 years ago at 7:22 am