Bama’s New Football Facility Has An Arcade Section In It
The University of Alabama’s football facility recently got a facelift. Although very few images of the upgrades have seen the light of day, it’s clear they went all out, which is what you’d expect from the premier program in the country right now. Everyone seems to be making a huge deal about the waterfall they had installed in the hot tub area. Here it is:
Yeah, I mean it is pretty legit, although I don’t see where all the hoopla is coming from. It’s not even all the waterfall-y, really. It’s just a fancy water feature where that shit comes out of a wall just three feet from the water’s surface. Whatever. What I am much more impressed with is the arcade games they added.
Bama offensive tackle Brandon Hill captured a couple seconds of the arcade via Instagram video. CLICK HERE to view it.
Those arcade motorcycle games are the shit, man. I used to blow pocketfuls of tokens on those bad boys, just tearing through highly-populated urban areas and getting in super violent head-on collisions with buildings and oncoming traffic that would surely lead to instant death. So much fun.
Word has it that Nick Saban is unhappy with the choice of the motorcycle games in lieu of other more traditional ones. According to reports, his feet don’t reach the floor.
[via Instagram]

Fuckin’ Saban
13 years ago at 3:41 pmDebatable if English was spoken in that instagram
13 years ago at 3:42 pmYeah, that was brutal. Yessuh!
13 years ago at 3:43 pm^
13 years ago at 5:46 pmHere allow me, I speak jive.
13 years ago at 11:52 pmI’m absolutely positive those new additions will keep all of Alabama’s players out of legal trouble.
13 years ago at 3:42 pmI believe they’re in the lead for the Fulmer Cup this year so hopefully this will settle ’em down.
13 years ago at 11:34 pmHaha, the Fulmer Cup. What a throwback. I’d say the 4 Vanderbilt football players who recently gang raped a girl are giving Alabama some stiff competition though, if you know what I mean.
13 years ago at 3:35 pmOther than the arcade, Alabama’s facilities are still shit compared to Oregon’s.
13 years ago at 3:44 pmAnd that has won you how many national titles?
13 years ago at 3:56 pmburn
13 years ago at 4:09 pm^^ I can’t tell if you’re rubbing salt in the Ducks’ wounds left from 2011 or if someone with War Damn in his name is defending Alabama. I really hope it’s the first because there is just something terrifyingly wrong with the latter.
13 years ago at 11:37 pmAhhhh arcades and their prizes. Now I really want a finger trap.
13 years ago at 3:44 pmDorn: Waterfall Expert
13 years ago at 3:46 pmHe is no snapchat expert. My wing game is still better than yours.
13 years ago at 1:26 amYep, because we know they won´t be studying at all.
13 years ago at 3:59 pmNo Golden Tee? For shame.
13 years ago at 6:05 pmThis is nice and all, but Bama isn’t the first to do a “video game” setup. I think Auburn installed a video game room where they had all of the game consoles hooked up
13 years ago at 7:07 pmI like the part when he says “I guhngngnnnnurunururueuruneunr you know what I’m sayin’? Yez-zir!”
13 years ago at 8:31 pmI gave it a laugh.
13 years ago at 9:11 pm