Bar Roasts Guy Showboating About Having Sex In Their Bathroom
Is there anything more thrilling than a little public sex at a bar? You get to get in, get out, high five your boys, and grab a new drink. It’s the ultimate bar power move to pull. Not only does it validate your ability to spit game, but it also assures your spot in the bar’s unwritten Hall of Fame.
Enter Philip Smith. During his night of drinking and debauchery at a pub in Ireland, he took a gal to the bathroom stall for some bar sex. Like any self-respecting man would do, he documented his exploits on the stall wall. The pub staff saw it and came back with an excellent response.
Some fantastic bathroom graffiti from last night. Kind of the staff to respond! #BeforeFacebook pic.twitter.com/9I5koMrrTH
— Seán Connolly (@TheSonicScrew) July 18, 2015
Who really got the last laugh here? On one hand, Philip may have only lasted a short time, but he did get his rocks off. On the other, the pub just lets the whole public know that ol’ Phil doesn’t last too long. It’s tough to say who won.
This guy came in swinging a few jabs. The pub came back and landed a hook square on his jaw. The only choice for Philip is to go back for round two and hope for the best..
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
9 years ago at 12:22 pmNot wasting time. TFM.
9 years ago at 12:22 pmAlways finishing first. TFM
9 years ago at 12:27 pmPhilip definitely won.
9 years ago at 12:29 pmThe fact that he wrote out “XD” as a fucking smiley pisses me off
9 years ago at 12:33 pmEuropeans…
9 years ago at 12:40 pmPhillip writes like a 3rd grader.
9 years ago at 12:34 pmWith serious mental deficiencies
9 years ago at 8:09 amSex is a race, and he finished first.
9 years ago at 12:36 pmDorn wrote the same thing on an elementary school playground
9 years ago at 2:56 pmShut the fuck up
9 years ago at 3:17 pmIt’s all about timing, bud. You’ll get there one day.
9 years ago at 4:25 pmOnly worrying about getting yours. TFM.
9 years ago at 10:33 pmWhat is it with UK and Irish people and the fucking “XD”
9 years ago at 10:27 am