The help and my cigars are from the same country, and neither are here legally. TFM.

  1. Boston BroSox

    Well, if they are cuban, that means your help is legal, as all cubans are legal.

    14 years ago at 2:11 pm
    1. Cigar Aficionado

      ^^^Agreed. Cubans come here legally. They’re not helps. They actually have real professions and vote Republican. Cuban cigars FAF.

      14 years ago at 2:50 pm
    2. DixieFratStar08

      Although all Cubans are here legally, you’re stupid as hell if you think ALL of them are upstanding citizens like you described. You’ve clearly never been to Miami.

      14 years ago at 3:46 pm
    3. Cigar Aficionado

      ^I don’t mean that they all have good jobs and shit. But they’re better than all the helps. For the most part they’re more educated. They have more college graduates than all the other hispanics. Most Cubans are Republicans. Look at Marco Rubio or Mel Martinez for example. And of course there is the few that come on a raft. Those are illegal. Those seem like complete helps haha. I live in the Miami area (Coral Gables). The richest people here in Miami are either the Cubans or the Jews.

      14 years ago at 4:11 pm
    4. DixieFratStar08

      Actually, due to the wet foot-dry foot law, no Cubans that come to this country are illegal. They’re considered refugees. The fact that Collin Powell exists doesn’t make all black people great, does it? Does George W. Bush’s existence rid the nation of the white trash concentrated in the midwest or the guidos on the Jersey shore? Of course there are successful Cubans, but that doesn’t make the race as a whole any better than the rest of the Hispanics. They’re all the same to me.

      14 years ago at 7:32 pm
    5. Cigar Aficionado

      You’re right about the wet foot/ dry foot laws. There’s just a higher percentage of Cuban-Americans who have college degrees compared to the other Hispanics. Even more than non-hispanics. They have higher income than all the other s.pics. In my high school, the only hispanics were Cubans. The old Cubans are the biggest elitists. A lot of those Cuban-American kids I know became frat stars haha. Here in Miami, the Americans, Cubans and Jews are just on a different social standing compared to the c.olored people and s.pics

      14 years ago at 7:57 pm
    6. 1st to Secede

      ^^The midwest isn’t very white trashy, it’s not at all like jersey or staten island. The rural midwest is rather conservative and has more in common with southern states than you would expect. As for the midwestern cities, all of them suck except Chicago.

      14 years ago at 3:47 pm
    7. Jerry Fratdusky

      Cuban = Mexícan. Miamí = Mexíco. Shithole city with shithole spícs. Nothing is frat about cubans in Miami that “rep” cuban flags and talk about how great cuba is. Miamí, the most un-American and anti-American city in the USA.

      No b.rown Boys get my pee

      14 years ago at 3:51 pm
    8. Cigar Aficionado

      You’re an idiot Fratdusky. The Cubans don’t rep Cuban flags. They fly American flags. That’s where they live. They hate the communist shithole country they came from. South Beach is full of s.pics. Come visit Coral Gables, chief.

      14 years ago at 5:27 pm
  2. Fratoholic

    I think you meant that you got your cigars illegally but your help is legal and they are from the same country. Fixed it for you.

    14 years ago at 5:22 pm
  3. BrotherOmicron

    Ill get a court ordered subpoena on totalfratmove.com for your IP address and have her deported in days.

    14 years ago at 6:10 pm
    1. northern gentleman

      If you honestly think blanket statements like this are true about anything, let alone cigars, then you’re probably a fucking moron. I’ve smoked a lot of cigars and the best I’ve smoked are Cuban cigars you’ve never heard of (and never will with that ignorant viewpoint). I never said, nor will I ever say that Cuban cigars are absolutely better than any other country’s simply because I know what the fuck I’m talking about.

      14 years ago at 8:32 am
    2. Cigar Aficionado

      Cigar origins are a personal preference. Some people like Dominicans while others like Cubans. My humidor is filled with Nicaraguans, Cubans and a few Hondurans. What Cuban brands have you smoked? Trust me, I’ve smoked them haha.

      14 years ago at 9:36 am
  4. Pharaoh of Frats

    I never understood why the help is referred to as “The Help”. They aren’t HELPING you do anything, they do it all for you.

    14 years ago at 2:47 am
    1. Fratley Moneysworth

      They’re helping me have a relaxing day in my hammock sippin’ sweet tea, and I’m still able to get the field plowed.

      God help B O if he inserts a “plowed your mother comment”

      14 years ago at 12:52 pm