BCS National Championship
14 years ago

TEXAS—The finest event in the year of sports is just hours away. After routing South Carolina in the SEC Championship to cap an undefeated season, few would argue against Auburn’s rightful position in the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game. Controversy has surrounded the Tigers’ leader Cam Newton throughout the season, but that hasn’t stopped him from carrying Auburn all the way to the biggest show in College Football. Old man Newton was just trying to ensure he got his cut for having awesome sperm. Don’t hate.

Auburn is favored -2 in what is predicted to be a high-scoring game, with both teams wielding offenses that looked unstoppable at times this season. Oregon’s uniquely fast paced offense led by LaMichael James, who finished third in Heisman voting, and their sixth-ranked pass efficiency defense, will try and stymie the Auburn defense and Heisman Trophy winner Newton. The University of Phoenix Stadium will demonstrate a significant difference in student bodies between the schools, with Auburn’s fans looking respectable and Oregon’s fans likely looking as ridiculous as one of the hundreds of jersey combinations their team allows, or similar to the lovely ladies in the Kappa Rap video.

Having Nike’s Phil Knight as an alumnus obviously gives an enormous boost to the athletic department, but it still doesn’t keep Oregon’s geed population from producing videos that embarrass the University as a whole, such as this one:

Seriously? COME ON. Thankfully, Oregon is the designated away-team so their main color is white, restricting the ridiculously gaudy uniform combos and limiting the amount of neon they can unashamedly put to use. Neon can be FaF when you’re being an obnoxious JI or attending an 80s party, but it’s NF on the football field.

Gene Chizik discusses the matchup with Rome:

Cam Newton broken down on Sports Science:

Michael Dyer reflects on the loss of his father before each game:

Erin Andrews at media day interviews LaMichael James, Nick Fairley, and others:

Teach yourself how to Duckie, or preferably, don’t:

My money is on Auburn, but this should be one for the books. Expect lots of scoring, lots of Cam Newton, and lots of Oregon’s 2-minute offense throughout the entire game.

  2. Lambda Bro Alpha

    it’s clearly the more fratty choice to pick the SEC contender as the winner of this BCS championship, but the reality of the matter is that auburn just wont be able to hand the ducks and chip kelly’s ‘blur’ offence. it’s just too fast.

    and to whoever wrote the OP, you’re a gdi fuck for thinking that the ducks new bcs white/neon uniforms arent good looking.

    14 years ago at 6:30 pm
    1. frat frat frat it up

      they arent good looking…they look like an affliction T. Quit trying to be a fratstar, we know youre a hipster. And Auburn is just as fast as Oregon is

      14 years ago at 8:09 pm
  3. Geed B gone

    The Oregon videos are hilarious, so many fucking GDIs its hard to watch. I mean corn rows? Are you serious? How can Oregon call themselves fratty after watching those two videos. I saw so many jerseys, flat bills, graphic Ts, and thick oakleys that it made my head hurt. Not to mention the people in the songs are trying to act like black rappers…GDI

    14 years ago at 8:19 pm
    1. XO

      Its a damn video! We have fans that clearly you don’t. Forgive us for wearing school colors and LaMichael James number. It’s called damn pride. Something that you would know nothing about.

      14 years ago at 1:00 am
  4. ADPi

    Sorry to break your hears all SEC fans, but your winning of the BCS days are over. The west coast may not be frat to you, but we’re taking this one. Our athletes are in hell of a good shape, our mascot is in better shape than Auburn from all tose push ups. Go DUCKS!!

    14 years ago at 10:27 pm
  6. DY

    I go to OU and I have to say that even though Auburn is more frat, I agree with SAE..It’s about football, and the truth is, Ducks have it. Sorry boutcha Auburn.

    14 years ago at 10:30 pm