Behold, The Greatest Beer Pong Slam Of All Time
Beer drinking isn’t my thing. If the option presents itself, I’ll drink a cold brew, but I never search out a beer. I’d much prefer a glass of red wine — healthier and the taste is tremendous.
That being said, I’ll always step up and drink beer if we are playing beer pong.
Beer pong, and similar drinking games on ping pong tables (Dartmouth Rules, Civil War), is awesome. It’s a fun way to drink and gets you hammered pretty fast if you suck. If you’re good, it’s a solid way to start a night by dominating your friends into drinking themselves into oblivion. The rules are simple. The game is fun. What’s not to like?
Occasionally, you get the beer pong slam. When someone has knocked back a few too many and is feeling brave, he will attempt a beer pong slam dunk. The results are usually messy and, more often than not, bloody. I hate the beer pong slam, because as funny as it is to watch, the cleanup almost never makes it worth it. Well, that was until I saw this: The Greatest Beer Pong Slam Of All Timeā¢
My buddy does the most epic beer pong dunks you'll ever see
Everything about this is perfect. Look at those soft hands laying the ping pong ball into the cup without spilling. He takes off a good three feet in front of the table, too — a perfectly legal shot. The landing might be the most incredible part. His head is inches away from splitting open on the concrete ground, but he masterfully uses his right hand to propel himself onto the landing chair with ease.
Pack it up, boys. We are done here. You will never see a better beer pong slam in this lifetime..
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Image via YouTube
Just like every other sport, black people have now taken our beer pong.
10 years ago at 9:37 amIt’s ok. We’ll still get paid more for it.
10 years ago at 9:39 amShit articles like this are the reason we hate you. #BlackballSteveHolt
10 years ago at 9:38 amI can’t tell if he’s joking when he says he prefers red wine over beer. that’s the gayest shut I’ve ever heard
10 years ago at 9:38 amThanks for letting us know
10 years ago at 9:47 amAt least he didn’t break the entire fucking table.
10 years ago at 9:44 amYour mom has a nice back snatch
10 years ago at 9:48 amI can see you and Hillary clinking glasses of red wine after sex.
10 years ago at 10:12 amby sex you mean scissoring right?
10 years ago at 2:48 pmWhat an opening statement Steve. I didn’t think it was possible to hate you even more but after that, wow.
10 years ago at 10:20 amEat a bag of black balls you piece of shit. Also, fuck you Holt.
10 years ago at 10:22 amThat opening paragraph is just more proof that Steve Holt is just the staff trolling us. Without that bit about red wine this would have been a normal article, but they had to slip that in just to keep us pissed.
10 years ago at 12:08 pmSteve Holt isn’t real. No fuckin way.
10 years ago at 2:33 pm