1. I am drot nunk

      Now I could be wrong, but one could possibly, and I’m really taking a stab in the dark here, possibly know someone who is maybe 3-7 years older that is getting married. Maybe a family member like a brother, sister, cousin, uncle, or even a friend.

      12 years ago at 7:46 pm
    2. Strictly Anal

      ^^^If it is your family getting married, you’ll be invited to the wedding regardless. If it’s a friend, a 7 year age gap while you’re an undergrad is a bit of a stretch.

      12 years ago at 9:12 am
    1. Beta Theta Phrat

      ^*bat

      lace em up, kim jong bro. and while you’re at it, tuck in that shirt. show a little pride

      12 years ago at 1:09 am
    2. Col_Reb_is_my_mascot

      ^ Redo those buttons. Dress that belt buckle. Straighten that cap. And goddamn it, tuck up those pajamas!

      12 years ago at 10:22 am
  1. RFM Translator

    Being invited to the bachelor party, and being asked to be the best man at the wedding. RFM

    12 years ago at 8:07 pm
    1. TheNakedMan

      S̳̤̲̺͕͕̄̓ͫ̓Ï̀L̊҉̲E̤̙͖̹ͩͪ̑͆ͨͥͦN̗͆̓̿ͯ̿C͍̯̘͕̠̋E̘̞ͦ̉̉́͜ ͓͓͍̱̩̀̃ͭ̑́͌ͦͅM͍̝̫̭̝͕ͅȌ̶̥͔̥͊́̓̋R̈ͦT̪͊A̖̳̖ͬL̸͇̟͑

      12 years ago at 8:03 am
    1. young_kennedy

      Stealing an important part of Mexican culture and using it as a party prop. TFTC.

      12 years ago at 9:34 am