Belgium Now Has A Vending Machine That Spits Out Entire Cases Of Beer – Your Move, America

InBev Brewing Has Created A Vending Machine That Spits Out Entire Cases Of Beer

We’ve all been there. You’re on your way back from the bar after close, shitfaced, but not quite ready to call it a night, with a girl who wants to keep the party going. You head back to your place but before you can even show her your fish tank, you get a snap of your roommate passed out on your couch with Sharpie dicks on his face, surrounded by half-empty cans of the beer from your fridge.

The liquor store and beer distributor are both closed and there’s no chance you’re making the trip in the other direction to the gas station without killing the mood completely, so what are you do to? Well, in Belgium, you just whip out your ID and credit card and walk off with a case under one arm and your girl on the other.

From City Lab:

The mighty invention, located in West Flanders, is the first of its kind in the world, according to Het Nieuwsblad. It’s a pilot project from brewing giant AB InBev, thus its loads of Jupiler beer, a popular Belgian brew made partly with corn. It was fabricated in Italy and has some sort of ID-checking system to prevent fun-loving teens from piling up around it, snowdrift-like, in intoxicated reverie.

The thing looks like it can hold six packs as well as full cases.

In Belgien gibt es Bierautomaten, an denen man Kisten kaufen kann. Jetzt noch n Frikadellenautomaten und der Einzelhandel kann zumachen!

Posted by Jung von Mett on Tuesday, 8 December 2015

All I want for Christmas is a Bud Light vending machine.

[via City Lab]

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  1. CommCollege69

    How bout a vending machine that spits out creative articles instead of this shit?

    10 years ago at 9:55 am
    1. CommCollege69

      At least repost the story where the kid ODs on Addy and travels into a different time period.

      10 years ago at 9:59 am
  2. Texas Tux and Oil

    With the retarded alcohol laws we have this wouldn’t even make it to the floor, no liquor sales past 9pm is fucking bullshit.

    10 years ago at 10:02 am
    1. General_George_S_Fratton

      There’s not a lot of good things about Nevada but our liquor laws are one them.

      10 years ago at 3:09 am
  3. Back In My Days

    Eastern time, Price Is Right, hungover after thirsty Thursday, what the fuck..quote english, hammer.

    10 years ago at 10:05 am
  4. Tommy.Pickles

    The legal drinking age in Belgium is 16 and not strictly enforced, so they won’t take use of this opportunity. While we had to ask older siblings or pay the homeless to buy us booze in high school, the fucking Belgians just saunter into their local cafe and drink wine whilst casually eating a cheese plate (I assume). When we got our first fake IDs in college they were probably already ‘done with drinking hard’ and had moved into sipping Bordeaux and reading poetry (that’s a standard European activity right?). In summation, fuck Belgium for squandering this opportunity.

    10 years ago at 10:07 am
  5. Abu the Monkey

    With our liberal implemented laws and restrictions something fun like this can never happen.

    10 years ago at 10:08 am
    1. ThomasMuthafuckinJefferson

      Hey buddy, the Republican Party implemented not only the prohibition of the 1920’s, but also set the precedent for modern day alcohol restrictions.

      10 years ago at 7:14 pm
  6. Joff the L-E-G-A-C-Y

    Wait, the comment that gets me promoted to Exec is a comment which I was incorrect about? Good job TFM.

    10 years ago at 10:11 am
    1. Texas Tux and Oil

      Self glorifying yourself being in power by mistake but no one gives a shit and wants you dead. TGeoffreyM

      10 years ago at 10:27 am