You don't bring a date to a wedding. It's like bringing a deer carcass on a hunting trip. TFM. SirFratsAlot6914 years ago
Lone fratStar You don’t bring your girlfriend to spring break, it’s like bringing sand to the beach. 14 years ago at 3:42 pm
Lynchem Well unless you’re hunting gators orrrrrr trying to masks your dogs smell. 14 years ago at 4:33 pm
Sleazy Asshole Having a girlfriend is like having a sack lunch at an all-you-can-eat buffet. 14 years ago at 5:06 pm
If you’re not first you’re gay is what I always say
14 years ago at 12:39 pmThanks Barney Stinson
14 years ago at 12:43 pmHow I Met Your Mother. FaF
14 years ago at 12:45 pmBarney Stinson TFTC
14 years ago at 3:01 pmAll of this
14 years ago at 5:05 pmRead this on my way to a wedding and laughed
14 years ago at 1:45 pmYou don’t bring your girlfriend to spring break, it’s like bringing sand to the beach.
14 years ago at 3:42 pmBeat me to it. Words I live by.
14 years ago at 10:01 pmWell unless you’re hunting gators orrrrrr trying to masks your dogs smell.
14 years ago at 4:33 pmHaving a girlfriend is like having a sack lunch at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
14 years ago at 5:06 pm^This guy gets it
14 years ago at 10:38 am