The #1 Best Selling Book On Amazon, “Reasons To Vote For Democrats,” Is Just 266 Blank Pages
Michael J. Knowles’ self-published book “Reasons To Vote For Democrats” is the number 1 book on Amazon’s best sellers list — and, minus some headers and a bibliography, it’s completely blank.
Here’s Knowles talking about his magnum opus on FOX & friends:
Regardless of where you land on the political spectrum, you have to appreciate a troll job as simple, yet thorough, as this. The dude went through all the trouble of self-publishing a blank book just to make a joke about how he thinks Democrats suck. Time and money went into that (mostly just money, I guess, as the book appears to have taken less time to write than the article you’re currently reading). For all he knew, the book was going to sell exactly 7 copies that all would be relegated to life collecting dust next to some expired 5-Hour Energy bottles in a 7-11 in Tunica, Mississippi, where all the locals would absolutely love it if only they could read it, before the hot dog roller caught fire and burned the whole joint down.
But nope — it’s the #1 book on Amazon. Wild. I mean, I’m not really surprised given the current political landscape, but wild nonetheless.
If you want to buy the book or check out its reviews on Amazon (they’re hilarious), click here..
[via FOX & friends]
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Ironically the book “Wally’s Best Articles” is the same thing.
9 years ago at 11:22 amStill not sure how Democrat Jimmy Carter beat me.
9 years ago at 11:27 amFake news
9 years ago at 1:16 pmTurning a troll job on the liberals into serious profit. FAF
9 years ago at 11:31 amWould @ the Fox anchor
9 years ago at 11:33 amMore like all the time’s vaginator’s had sex. Am I right?
9 years ago at 11:38 amUnless you count cantaloupes
9 years ago at 11:41 amand truck stop glory holes
9 years ago at 11:48 amWe should specify he’s the mouth and/or ass in that scenario.
9 years ago at 5:20 pm1. His right hand
9 years ago at 11:48 am2. His left hand when the right one cramped up
Says the guys who is actually a virgin
9 years ago at 2:37 pmYour subject-verb combo pisses me off.
9 years ago at 6:42 amYou talk a lot of shit for being such a fucking pussy
9 years ago at 2:36 pmAh I see high school finally let out. Good to see ya Virginator. Go play with your friends. The adults are talking right now.
9 years ago at 3:22 pmYeah that’s what I thought. All bark no bite. Fucking puss
9 years ago at 6:03 pmAll bark and no bite? What are you, a 70 year old woman?
9 years ago at 7:38 pmWhat are you a virgin? Oh wait…
9 years ago at 9:32 pmYou’re comeback are seriously shit. You should like a middle schooler.
9 years ago at 5:33 am*Your *comebacks are shit. You *sound like a middle schooler.
In all seriousness, Virginator, fight me. You are in dire need of a good beating.
9 years ago at 6:46 amYou won’t do shit you fucking pussy
9 years ago at 6:48 pmTake a look at what you just wrote little guy
9 years ago at 6:49 pmNo you’re no right, bud.
9 years ago at 3:48 pmLearn English
9 years ago at 9:54 pmWhy 266 though?
9 years ago at 11:59 am265 doesn’t drive the point home and 267 is overkill.
9 years ago at 12:42 pmDriving the point home. TFM.
9 years ago at 1:13 pm*264, 268. Books are bound in the middle of the page.
9 years ago at 12:54 pmMan no one cares about that, come on
9 years ago at 2:59 pmThere is no 7-11 in Tunica, Mississippi.
9 years ago at 12:34 pmBut there’s the trashiest casinos in America
9 years ago at 12:54 pmEver heard of the Mississippi gulf coast?
9 years ago at 1:15 pmPerfect subtle coffee table book.
9 years ago at 12:58 pmOr isn’t it possible the dude saw an opportunity to make some money cause trump supporters will do anything to upset liberals, and they are the ones being trolled
9 years ago at 1:48 pmWrong
9 years ago at 9:36 pmPathetic
9 years ago at 7:28 am“An easy read, you just breeze right through it. I was planning on sharing my favorite quote but for some reason, I’m just drawing a blank.”
9 years ago at 9:35 am