The #1 Best Selling Book On Amazon, “Reasons To Vote For Democrats,” Is Just 266 Blank Pages
Michael J. Knowles’ self-published book “Reasons To Vote For Democrats” is the number 1 book on Amazon’s best sellers list — and, minus some headers and a bibliography, it’s completely blank.
Here’s Knowles talking about his magnum opus on FOX & friends:
Regardless of where you land on the political spectrum, you have to appreciate a troll job as simple, yet thorough, as this. The dude went through all the trouble of self-publishing a blank book just to make a joke about how he thinks Democrats suck. Time and money went into that (mostly just money, I guess, as the book appears to have taken less time to write than the article you’re currently reading). For all he knew, the book was going to sell exactly 7 copies that all would be relegated to life collecting dust next to some expired 5-Hour Energy bottles in a 7-11 in Tunica, Mississippi, where all the locals would absolutely love it if only they could read it, before the hot dog roller caught fire and burned the whole joint down.
But nope — it’s the #1 book on Amazon. Wild. I mean, I’m not really surprised given the current political landscape, but wild nonetheless.
If you want to buy the book or check out its reviews on Amazon (they’re hilarious), click here..
[via FOX & friends]
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Ironically the book “Wally’s Best Articles” is the same thing.
10 years ago at 11:22 amStill not sure how Democrat Jimmy Carter beat me.
10 years ago at 11:27 amFake news
10 years ago at 1:16 pmTurning a troll job on the liberals into serious profit. FAF
10 years ago at 11:31 amWould @ the Fox anchor
10 years ago at 11:33 amMore like all the time’s vaginator’s had sex. Am I right?
10 years ago at 11:38 amUnless you count cantaloupes
10 years ago at 11:41 amand truck stop glory holes
10 years ago at 11:48 amWe should specify he’s the mouth and/or ass in that scenario.
10 years ago at 5:20 pm1. His right hand
10 years ago at 11:48 am2. His left hand when the right one cramped up
Says the guys who is actually a virgin
10 years ago at 2:37 pmYour subject-verb combo pisses me off.
10 years ago at 6:42 amYou talk a lot of shit for being such a fucking pussy
10 years ago at 2:36 pmAh I see high school finally let out. Good to see ya Virginator. Go play with your friends. The adults are talking right now.
10 years ago at 3:22 pmYeah that’s what I thought. All bark no bite. Fucking puss
10 years ago at 6:03 pmAll bark and no bite? What are you, a 70 year old woman?
10 years ago at 7:38 pmWhat are you a virgin? Oh wait…
10 years ago at 9:32 pmYou’re comeback are seriously shit. You should like a middle schooler.
10 years ago at 5:33 am*Your *comebacks are shit. You *sound like a middle schooler.
In all seriousness, Virginator, fight me. You are in dire need of a good beating.
10 years ago at 6:46 amYou won’t do shit you fucking pussy
10 years ago at 6:48 pmTake a look at what you just wrote little guy
10 years ago at 6:49 pmNo you’re no right, bud.
10 years ago at 3:48 pmLearn English
10 years ago at 9:54 pmWhy 266 though?
10 years ago at 11:59 am265 doesn’t drive the point home and 267 is overkill.
10 years ago at 12:42 pmDriving the point home. TFM.
10 years ago at 1:13 pm*264, 268. Books are bound in the middle of the page.
10 years ago at 12:54 pmMan no one cares about that, come on
10 years ago at 2:59 pmThere is no 7-11 in Tunica, Mississippi.
10 years ago at 12:34 pmBut there’s the trashiest casinos in America
10 years ago at 12:54 pmEver heard of the Mississippi gulf coast?
10 years ago at 1:15 pmPerfect subtle coffee table book.
10 years ago at 12:58 pmOr isn’t it possible the dude saw an opportunity to make some money cause trump supporters will do anything to upset liberals, and they are the ones being trolled
10 years ago at 1:48 pmWrong
10 years ago at 9:36 pmPathetic
10 years ago at 7:28 am“An easy read, you just breeze right through it. I was planning on sharing my favorite quote but for some reason, I’m just drawing a blank.”
10 years ago at 9:35 am