The Best Tweets From Last Night’s Presidential Debate
Alex Buscemi9 years ago

Last night’s debate was the entertainment gold everyone hoped it would be. Hillary blinked and smiled and spat out jargon like a robot programmed to be there. Trump stuck by his guns and trolled the hell out of her, while his campaign quietly toiled away at their keyboards, deleting his previous tweets. To me, there was only one clear winner, and it definitely wasn’t America. It was the Twitterverse. Here are the best chirps from the night:

Hold up, WHAT did Hillary's dad do for a living? Ruined drapes? #Debates2016

— Colleen Doyle (@AnyangHello) September 27, 2016

Horrifying CNN Graphic Reminds Viewing Audience This Only First Presidential Debate #debates

— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) September 27, 2016

WE GO NOW LIVE TO LESTER HOLT OFF CAMERA: #Debate2016 pic.twitter.com/JSl45ZQniJ

— Shon (@inkedtater) September 27, 2016

.@SamGrittner #notallhackers

— Tom (@TfaalTom) September 27, 2016

All things aside, congrats to these two olds for not peeing for 90 minutes

— Ryan Stegman (@RyanStegman) September 27, 2016

When Trump looks down, it looks like that @snapchat filter where it replaces your eyes with your mouth pic.twitter.com/xPMCxNc3Sz

— Cal Hardee (@CALhardee) September 27, 2016

I dunno, you guys…but it kinda feels like both teams lost tonight.

I don't think this is the game America deserves.#MondayNightFootball

— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) September 27, 2016

That Trump/Hillary greeting just looked like a hello you give someone you just broke up with when you meet up to exchange the stuff #debate

— Katherine Timpf (@KatTimpf) September 27, 2016

Hillary Clinton: Here’s a random string of platitudes that sound like economic things.

— (((Megan McArdle))) (@asymmetricinfo) September 27, 2016

Oh look, 30 seconds in and we're talking about the "wage gap." Ok then.

— Liz Finnegan (@TheGingerarchy) September 27, 2016

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian will reveal Trump's tax returns on her snapchat after the debate

— emmie (@emmieshouse) September 27, 2016

If your "Debate Drinking Game" involves Trump interrupting, go to the ER immediately

— Chris ONeill (@Chrisoshow) September 27, 2016

REMINDER
We realize politics can make emotions run high, but being mad at a presidential candidate in a debate is NOT a reason to call 911.

— Lawrence Police (@LawrenceKS_PD) September 26, 2016

Hillary blinks like a Furby

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) September 27, 2016

My conspiracy theory is that Donald Trump is hiding his tax returns in Chris Christie's mooseknuckle. #debates pic.twitter.com/KibPYySqF1

— Jared Borislow (@JaredBorislow) September 27, 2016

pic.twitter.com/2R8OoOamMo

— Alisha (@THEAlishaNicole) September 27, 2016

But who won?

All but @CNN poll shows that #TrumpWon last night's debate. I expected so much more from @LesterHoltNBC as moderator. pic.twitter.com/jLppdZ27Qn

— Michael Cohen (@MichaelCohen212) September 27, 2016

Image via YouTube

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Trump2016
9 years ago at 11:07 am
The Great Fratsby-Aggie Edition
“Stamina”
-Donald Trump
9 years ago at 11:10 am
beanfickersupreme
God Emperor Trump. I also have no idea what I’m talking about and don’t take my guns and make America great again.
9 years ago at 11:11 am
1. MalcolmSex
  You sound less intelligent than Crooked did last night
  9 years ago at 12:09 pm
  1. beanfickersupreme
    It’s called satire boy
    9 years ago at 1:08 pm
2. Big Dumb Idiot
  Liberal pussy.
  9 years ago at 12:20 pm
Creamery
Best line from last night “I’ll release my tax return when you release the 30,000 deleted emails.”
9 years ago at 11:33 am
1. Cartier
  Fuck, marry, kill-
  
  Ivanka
  Melania
  Tiffany
  9 years ago at 12:04 pm
  1. InternationalFratStudent
    Fuck Melania, marry ivanka, kill Tiffany
    9 years ago at 12:25 pm
  2. FrayettevilleLegend
    Fuck Ivanka, marry Ivanka, make beautiful, rich babies with Ivanka. Weep when divorced by Ivanka.
    9 years ago at 12:46 pm
Robbybil
“Facts” I hate Donald but that line was golden
9 years ago at 12:22 pm