Bill Clinton Reportedly Has A Secret Mistress Nicknamed “Energizer”
It seems old habits die hard for Bill. Regardless of your political affiliation, you can’t help but admire the complete disregard he has toward public opinion, and possibly even his wife. It’s so bold and brazen. It’s beautiful.
Page Six reported that Clinton is back in the mistress game, and this time she is a hot, young blonde with some Kate Upton-esque chesticles. She visits so often, his Secret Service detail has given her the nickname Energizer. Bill isn’t the only man who enjoys the fruits of her visits, though, which reportedly occur nearly every time Hillary leaves. Along with frequently bringing his Secret Service agents cookies, she lets them observe the goods without hesitation.
From Page Six:
One told Kessler: “It was a warm day, and she was wearing a low-cut tank top, and as she leaned over, her breasts were very exposed. They appeared to be very perky and very new and full … There was no doubt in my mind they were enhanced.”
Hillary’s Secret Service team is also reportedly in on the action.
Kessler also reports that Hillary’s Secret Service detail informs Bill’s Secret Service detail when the former first lady is coming home, so Bill has time to get Energizer off the property and clean up any evidence.
But once, the warning came late. “The agents had to scramble to get Energizer out of there so there wasn’t some kind of big confrontation.”
Ol’ Bill, otherwise known as the master of mistresses, is one smooth individual. Not everyone can pull off such a perfectly executed hookup while living such a high-profile lifestyle. It’s an art, really.
Get you some, Pres.
[via Page Six]
Image via WhiteHouse.gov
Bill Clinton. FaF.
10 years ago at 4:23 pmI would like this, but I would ruin the 42 likes it already has.
10 years ago at 6:41 pmYour name makes me want to hit you in the face.
10 years ago at 8:40 pmPics. We want pics.
10 years ago at 4:29 pmI second that motion
10 years ago at 12:08 pmClinton is in a league of his own. He gives no fucks whatsoever. Classic Bill.
10 years ago at 4:30 pmNOBODY CARES ABOUT A gosh DARN democrat BOGEY WELLS. I told you to come up with better material. This is not it.
10 years ago at 4:36 pmplease escort your geed ass the fuck out of here.
10 years ago at 5:19 pmFuck you
10 years ago at 6:42 pmWait but if you’re a geed wouldn’t you like a liberal?
10 years ago at 7:29 pmDon’t feed the troll
10 years ago at 9:22 pmCan we somehow make this ruin Hillary’s 2016 chances?
10 years ago at 4:41 pmBill insuring there will be no ‘First Man.’ FaF.
10 years ago at 5:27 pmThis is actually a real possibility. Hopefully this story is true and Fox News gets word.
10 years ago at 7:04 pmWhy is this down voted?
10 years ago at 10:34 pmBecause no one gives a single fuck.
10 years ago at 11:48 pmNobody likes Hillary anyways.
10 years ago at 5:25 pmDemocrat or not, Bill gets it done.
10 years ago at 5:31 pmSolid.
10 years ago at 5:35 pmFuck democrats, but I love to see Slick Willy back at it.
10 years ago at 6:01 pmI gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks
10 years ago at 6:25 pm