Bill Murray Holds “Director Of Fun” Title For The Charleston River Dogs

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While many of you have lame aspirations such as “Fortune 500 CEO” or “Chief of Surgery,” no position you’ll ever hold can compete with the one Bill Murray has found his way into. Already riding high from receiving the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, Murray happens to hold an esteemed position as “Director of Fun” for the Charleston River Dogs. Check out his bio.

Although it perfectly sums up Murray’s many accomplishments, it forgets to add that he managed to take down foxes like Margaret Kelly while balling out with the Tune Squad. Plus, he did it all while having a hairline that makes LeBron look like Fabio.

When the River Dogs clinched a playoff spot, Murray made sure to take his duties to heart.


“On Tuesday night, Charleston earned a spot in the South Atlantic League playoffs by clinching the first-half Southern Division title with a 3-0 victory over the Augusta GreenJackets (the Single-A affiliate of the San Francisco Giants).

Following the baseball tradition, the RiverDogs celebrated their division title by breaking out the champagne and going wild.

And who was in the middle of the party? The 65-year-old Murray.”

Murray might be 65, but chances are he could party us all under the table. This is the same guy who peer-pressured David Letterman into cannonballing vodka on national TV, so chances are he’d have you drinking out of a shoe within minutes.

You just know he showed his players a hell of a time once the cameras were off. I’m not sure if his role as Director of Fun includes packaging strippers with the champagne, but there’s definitely a strong possibility. Bill just keeps showing us that if you’re talented and charismatic, you can accomplish anything.


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    1. Fraddington_bear

      And while we are on the subject, let me just say it’s a fucking travesty that they are allowing those obnoxious bitches to sully the dignity of the Ghostbusters name with that abortion of a remake.

      8 years ago at 11:00 am
      1. maroonandgold

        And now they’re talking about a female led Ocean’s 11. Shit needs to end, now.

        8 years ago at 11:16 am
      2. Fraddington_bear

        At this rate they are going to come out with a Passion of the Christ starring Sandra Bullock by next year.

        8 years ago at 11:22 am
      3. nolenation44

        They’re already in pre production for the new Oceans 11 and Sandra Bullock is supposed to be Danny Ocean’s sister. I loved the Ocean’s series (even the 2nd one) and when they announced the new one my only thought was “WHO IS THIS FOR?”.

        8 years ago at 1:40 pm
      4. VandyConservative

        Liberals think people are pissed because of female leads. Hell no, I’ll watch a movie with a female lead if it looks good. I just don’t want to watch shitty movies with female leads

        8 years ago at 12:10 pm
      5. nolenation44

        Exactly. Individually those ladies are actually pretty funny, outside of Leslie Jones (we get it, your a loud black lady).

        8 years ago at 1:41 pm
  1. maroonandgold

    “Check me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key…”

    8 years ago at 10:46 am
  2. Mike Donnelly

    It also helps if you’re rich enough to buy a team and give yourself whatever title you want. (FYI Murray owns the Riverdogs)

    8 years ago at 3:05 pm
  3. 1855_frat

    He’s also part-owner and team psychologist for the St. Paul Saints. Guys all over the board with independent ball.

    8 years ago at 4:11 pm