Bill Murray picking UCLA on Gameday because "their cheerleaders had a good recruiting class." TFM.

I visited my bro at UCLA a few weekends back. We attended the game, and somehow got field passes. I was wandering along the sideline when a cheerleader caught my eye. She was gorgeous, with long blonde hair, long legs, and a pair of knockers that anyone would be happy to blow their wad on. Anyways, I make my way over to her and go “hey babe, wanna go back to my place and i’ll show you what it’s like to be with a frat god?” and she goes “I honestly would, but i need to lead cheers” and i respond slyly, “how about you lead me, to your place”. the line proved to be gold, as she grabbed my hand and rushed me to the equipment room. i banged her so good for 20 minutes, making her moan like a harpooned whale, then, right as i was about to cum on her tatters, the door opened, i swung around like a tire swing, sending white goo all over the away uniforms, the equipment manager was at the door, looking at me with awe and respect as I said “looks like your gonna have to do a couple more LOADS of laundry sir”. TFM