Bloomsburg Sorority Sister Drops A Classic “No Bidding Ugly Girls” Facebook Post

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The photo of a post on a sorority Facebook page at Bloomsburg University of Pennsylvania is making the rounds on the school’s Yeti. Homegirl drops some serious truth bombs on her sisters, telling them that she’s sick of “sugar-coating” the fact that they don’t want to bid ugly-ass potato-looking bitches, lest they end up like that shithole sorority AST, who couldn’t get a frat to hang out with them if they presented their vaginas on a silver platter.

But hey, they look at personality, too. If a girl is a “raging bitch” they also kick her to the curb.

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It’s a truth sororities never admit publicly, but don’t shame them or call them shallow for it. There’s nothing wrong with a hottie wanting to hang out with other hotties. It maximizes their chances of getting laid. Non-sorority girls do it, too. Sure, there will be a fatty or two thrown into the group because she’s super sweet and super fun *cough* makes the others look hotter *cough* but if you’re hitting the bars with a team of offensive linemen, the only guy who will give you attention is the pimply-faced teenager handing you a deluxe taco combo box at the end of the night.

On another note, Bloomsburg AST girls, hmu.

  1. CommCollege69

    Ah, Bloomsburg, a combination of kids who can’t get into West Chester or Penn State and kids who don’t wanna be more than an hour away from home.

    8 years ago at 6:55 pm
    1. fratstar570

      Bloomsburg is full of dumb sloots. Used to increase our Tinder range to include them and they’d do anything to suck dick of someone at a better school.

      8 years ago at 8:17 am
    2. ImHereForTheGangbang

      How fucking stupid does someone have to be to get rejected from Penn State?

      8 years ago at 8:56 am
      1. NotHillary2016

        Penn State is a top 50 school in the country with a very good business school (most of us are business majors) and the best alumni network in the country.

        8 years ago at 9:28 am
      2. CommCollege69

        To get rejected from a branch campus, pretty stupid. To get rejected from University Park, about the same amount of stupid as getting rejected from Wisconsin, Florida, Ohio State or Pitt.

        8 years ago at 12:26 pm
      3. BronusWagner

        As someone from Pennsylvania, I can confirm that Bloomsburg is a glorified community college. Also can admit, even as an Ohio State student, that it is pretty difficult to get into PSU Main.

        8 years ago at 2:02 pm
  2. Fratsper

    Wonder how many times you would have to stab the bitch in the title photo to off her

    8 years ago at 7:05 pm
  3. TokenAlphaBro

    what do you mean “it maximizes their chances of getting laid”?I legit don’t know the first thing about women but this is just retarded. They don’t work like that.Besides buscemi,i’m sorry to say but ugly chicks can get laid easy.

    8 years ago at 7:57 pm
      1. TokenAlphaBro

        how’d you figure that from that stuff i said?
        come on dude,do you really believe there are horny women out there who can’t get sex? Relationships yeah but sex?

        8 years ago at 8:06 pm
      2. SlaymarTheSigma

        You’d be very, very surprised. My standards may be bottom of the barrel, but there’s some dirty jobs that even Mike Rowe can’t handle.

        8 years ago at 11:14 pm