Blue-Balled Crazy Guy Demands Tinder Date Pay Him Back After Sexless Evening

A girl named Arielle met a dude named Endri on Tinder. Eventually, he took her out, but after the date, he went home alone. All horned up with no one but Palmela and her five friends to ease the tension, Endri lashed out at Arielle via text message, demanding she pay him back for the sexless evening.

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If you’ve ever been hitting it off via text message with a girl you met on Tinder, but every time you suggested meeting up she got cold feet, then you have people like Endri to thank. Most girls out there have had to deal with insecure dickbags who are flung into a fit of blue ball-induced rage when she doesn’t put out, and every time that happens, she becomes more and more apprehensive about taking a conversation from Tinder to real life.

Look guys. We’ve all been left with frustratingly throbbing erections after a date we thought would end in sex went nowhere. But don’t freak out on the girl. Just go home, beat off, smoke some weed, whatever you gotta do to chill out. Who knows? She might even let you get naked and flop around on top of her the next time. But DON’T FREAK OUT ON THE GIRL.

Honestly, this girl did Endri a solid by not putting his last name online as well. She should have. He deserves it, and it might make other angry, dejected weirdos think twice before doing what he did.

h/t College Candy

      1. Hoosier_SNU

        Well when Ricky wakes up from his weed nap I’ll ask, but he hit one of those mega joints so it may not be until tomorrow

        8 years ago at 10:22 am
  1. great_gatsby

    This guy shouldn’t have been expecting anything, but this girl also seems like a huge bitch

    8 years ago at 3:28 pm
      1. VandyConservative

        I mean terse responses to poor behavior are something we should all be familiar with

        8 years ago at 4:05 pm
      2. great_gatsby

        I’m referring to the comments regarding instagramming the conversation as being bitchy, not the general responses to jackassery.

        8 years ago at 4:27 pm
      3. VandyConservative

        Oh, fair then. Definitely not necessary to try to make the Internet news because you met a jackass

        8 years ago at 5:51 pm
  2. VandyConservative

    Can’t wait for this to turn into a piece on the prevalence of rape culture when I can’t think of anyone who’d agree with this piece of shit

    8 years ago at 3:44 pm
    1. Puddles10

      Fuck the toll tag. Just go to the strip club on the “low income” side of town and throw that $30 at Mystique or Harmony and have a guaranteed sexual experience.

      8 years ago at 4:29 pm