Blue-Balled Crazy Guy Demands Tinder Date Pay Him Back After Sexless Evening

Alex Buscemi9 years ago

A girl named Arielle met a dude named Endri on Tinder. Eventually, he took her out, but after the date, he went home alone. All horned up with no one but Palmela and her five friends to ease the tension, Endri lashed out at Arielle via text message, demanding she pay him back for the sexless evening.

If you’ve ever been hitting it off via text message with a girl you met on Tinder, but every time you suggested meeting up she got cold feet, then you have people like Endri to thank. Most girls out there have had to deal with insecure dickbags who are flung into a fit of blue ball-induced rage when she doesn’t put out, and every time that happens, she becomes more and more apprehensive about taking a conversation from Tinder to real life.

Look guys. We’ve all been left with frustratingly throbbing erections after a date we thought would end in sex went nowhere. But don’t freak out on the girl. Just go home, beat off, smoke some weed, whatever you gotta do to chill out. Who knows? She might even let you get naked and flop around on top of her the next time. But DON’T FREAK OUT ON THE GIRL.

Honestly, this girl did Endri a solid by not putting his last name online as well. She should have. He deserves it, and it might make other angry, dejected weirdos think twice before doing what he did..

h/t College Candy