Boston College QB: “Dedicating this season to the realest there ever was… #RIPHARAMBE”
Buckle up, you sluts. Unlike the sweet prince himself, Harambe memes are far from dead.
The latest to show support for the deceased gorilla: Boston College QB Patrick Towles. The former Kentucky quarterback and Alpha Tau Omega brother dedicated the upcoming 2016 season to Harambe (blessed be His name).
“Dedicating this season to the realest there ever was… #RIPHARAMBE,” he posted.
Sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Towles. You can only dedicate a season to one, maybe two people tops. And y’all didn’t make the cut. Doesn’t matter if you “taught him to throw a football before he could walk.” Better luck next year.
As for the rest of you, I hope it’s not too chilly where you live — your dick is going to be out for Harambe for a long time..
Be sure to pick up our new Rowdy Harambe and Harambe 2016 t-shirts:
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I’ve known him since 6th grade and he’s always been the guy to do whatever it takes for attention.
9 years ago at 2:51 pm