Lower tiers always take pledging seriously. Your TKE chapter: “How could you loose your pin? Thats everything our fraternity represents. Blah blah blah more crying”
Hazing is the answer.
Here is what you should have done.
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST YOUR PLEDGE PIN?!?! YOU THINK THIS A GAME, YOU THINK WE DON’T GIVE A FUCK. IF YOU PLAN TO TAKE THAT BIG OF A SHIT ON OUR FRATERNITY YOU BETTER BE PREPARED TO WIPE, AND GUESS WHAT I DON’T SEE ANY GOD DAMNED FUCKING TOILET PAPER IN YOUR HAND!!!!! Here’s what you’re going to have you do to clean up your fucking mess you need to grab all the toilet paper from all the bathrooms on campus and YOU BETTER NOT GET FUCKING CAUGHT! Then you are going to wait in the bathroom and dispense toilet paper to brothers shitting until you run out”
YOU LOST HIM?!?! AMBER ALERT.
14 years ago at 12:35 amSTRANGER DANGER!!!
14 years ago at 8:14 amMake him find it, give him a metal detector if need be and then when he finds it, ball him.
14 years ago at 2:29 pmThis post is retarded.
Lower tiers always take pledging seriously. Your TKE chapter: “How could you loose your pin? Thats everything our fraternity represents. Blah blah blah more crying”
Hazing is the answer.
Here is what you should have done.
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST YOUR PLEDGE PIN?!?! YOU THINK THIS A GAME, YOU THINK WE DON’T GIVE A FUCK. IF YOU PLAN TO TAKE THAT BIG OF A SHIT ON OUR FRATERNITY YOU BETTER BE PREPARED TO WIPE, AND GUESS WHAT I DON’T SEE ANY GOD DAMNED FUCKING TOILET PAPER IN YOUR HAND!!!!! Here’s what you’re going to have you do to clean up your fucking mess you need to grab all the toilet paper from all the bathrooms on campus and YOU BETTER NOT GET FUCKING CAUGHT! Then you are going to wait in the bathroom and dispense toilet paper to brothers shitting until you run out”
14 years ago at 8:07 pm