Breaking Down All The Sorority Babes In This Year’s Miss USA
This Sunday, a bunch of hot females will compete for the crown of Miss USA. This year’s competition is stiff, just like me, and includes a handful of girls who are in sororities, so obviously we’re going to analyze the Greek girls who are vying for the crown.
Miss Alabama
Madison Guthrie
University of Alabama — Alpha Omicron Pi
Love don’t cost a thing, but lovin’ Miss Alabama will be expensive.
Miss Arkansas:
Leah Blefko
University of Arkansas — Zeta Tau Alpha
10/10 would take you out for an evening on the town. 6/10 would even give you a call back.
Miss Florida
Ashleigh Lollie
University of Florida — Kappa Delta
Lollie lollie lollie lollie, let me see you pop that body.
Miss Georgia:
Brooke Fletcher
Auburn University — Phi Mu
Those are my Calvins, so please take them off.
Miss Indiana
Gretchen Reese
Butler University — Alpha Phi
She really puts the ‘butt’ in Butler.
Miss Mississippi:
Courtney Byrd
University of Mississippi — Phi Mu
Love a girl with a rebellious side.
Miss Missouri:
Rebecca Dunn
University of Missouri — Kappa Alpha Theta
Missouri loves company. I volunteer.
Miss North Carolina
Julia Dalton
High Point University — Kappa Delta
She wants the Vitamin D.
Miss Oklahoma
Olivia Jordan
Boston University — Alpha Phi
Oklahoma looks fantastic this time of the year.
Miss South Dakota
Lexy Schenk
University of South Dakota — Pi Beta Phi
Awooooooooo! is right.
Miss Tennessee:
Kiara Young
Hampton University — Delta Sigma Theta
Bae caught me cheerin’.
Miss West Virginia:
Andrea Mucino
West Virginia University — Alpha Omicron Pi
Sex-hair game on point.
Miss Wyoming:
Caroline Scott
Creighton University — Gamma Phi Beta
God. Bless. America.
WINNER:
Miss Alabama — Madison Guthrie
She’s the hottie from the ESPN commercial?! Game over. Roll Tide!.
A hot Phi Mu? When did this happen?
9 years ago at 1:48 pmPhi Mu chapters in the Southeastern United States are on A-Squad.
9 years ago at 3:34 pmI raise you another hot phi mu
9 years ago at 4:36 pmNot at Florida, that’s for damn sure
9 years ago at 5:20 pmPhi Moo
9 years ago at 5:35 pmThe African sororities obviously do not count.
9 years ago at 4:48 pmBut for real, fuck yourself.
9 years ago at 7:22 pmTwo years ago that would be the top comment. Next year this site will start posting the African fraternities/sororities (pains me to call them that) little hood dances they love to do. I knew this day would happen.
9 years ago at 7:35 pmAs someone whose been here for over 2 years i can tell you that your comment wouldn’t be top comment, it would be middle teir at best. If you were here during the days of the forums you would see that everyone who was inherently racist was treated the same way as the super liberals and lapped to rushee before eventually being balled.
9 years ago at 2:05 pmBut for real, is that Miss. Tennessee baby mama’s little gansta baby?
9 years ago at 9:37 pmShe is hot as hell, just shut up.
9 years ago at 9:17 amIm probably a litte biased because Im a student here but I’d put Auburns Phi Mu against about anyone I’ve seen posted on here. Maybe not FSUs KD/DG but it’d be close. They pretty much have a grip on hot blondes at Auburn. Miss Alabama, Meg McGuffin is also an Auburn Phi Mu Their tumblr page is http://auburnphimu.tumblr.com/
9 years ago at 6:39 pmWar damn eagle
9 years ago at 11:03 pmMiss Georgia goes to AUBURN? I do not appreciate that she took her considerable talents out of state …
9 years ago at 1:51 pmShe’s a smart woman.
9 years ago at 2:35 pmEh, it’s a lot easier to get into Auburn that UGA. If you have money and don’t get in, a lot of people do this.
9 years ago at 5:10 pmThan*
9 years ago at 5:11 pmShe dated Lutzy before he passed
9 years ago at 7:41 pmHe was a great man.
9 years ago at 9:42 pmWon’t be able to watch it on TV now…thanks Donald
9 years ago at 2:04 pmMiss Universe is canceled. USA should still be good.
9 years ago at 3:06 pmGod Damnit. Meant to ask…is Universe canceled too or just USA
9 years ago at 3:09 pmGreat column. Hope the same is done for the Miss America Pageant.
9 years ago at 2:12 pmI’d have no problem disappointing Miss North Carolina
9 years ago at 2:39 pmForgot West Virginia, she’s an AOPi
9 years ago at 2:39 pmMiss Wyoming’s screams in bed are top notch.
9 years ago at 2:42 pmehh theyre “fuckable”
9 years ago at 3:09 pmCourtney Byrd is not Miss Mississippi. It is Hanna Roberts from University of Southern Mississippi.
9 years ago at 3:23 pmHannah*
9 years ago at 3:25 pmAs much as we would love to have her as a sister, Miss Alabama is not an AOII…nor does she attend Alabama. Last I checked it was a community college
9 years ago at 3:40 pm