Bryan Wilson, The Texas Law Hawk, Is Back With A Brand New In-Your-Face Ad
Other lawyers better get their weak ass commercials out of here because Bryan Wilson, The Texas Law Hawk, is busting through.
America’s favorite lawyer, who first lit the internet on fire eight months ago with his amazingly patriotic ad, is back and throwing more heat.
Wilson’s ad drops just in time for the Fourth of July. The ad from the Fort-Worth-based lawyer and graduate of Texas Tech University centers around cops harassing partying boaters — a situation that I think we’ve all been in once or twice while celebrating America’s greatest holiday.
To give you an idea of what you’re about to see, Wilson, who, is in fact, a real lawyer, told the Houston Chronicle, “I thought there was a 50/50 chance I would die on that jet ski jump.”
So yeah, it’s pretty damn amazing.
The ad also features explosions, baseball, a giant lip of chew, chicks dancing on a boat, a jet ski, an anchor of justice, America and, of course, one badass bird of prey.
Alright, let’s get to it already:
I’ve never wanted to salute a commercial more than I do right now.
I would go out and commit a crime just to have this guy represent me.
Can we also talk about that America-themed jet ski for a minute? Where the hell did he find it? And can someone point me toward it? Cause that’s on my short-list of expensive toys that I don’t need but I definitely definitely definitely need. ***CAWWWWWWW!*** ***CAWWWWWWW!*** ***CAWWWWWWW!***
I’m dedicating my next public intoxication ticket to you, bruh..
That’s probably the best animal noise you could have to accompany your power moves.
10 years ago at 9:28 pmA mutha fucka know Shark Week is about to get you #Shrekt BTW
10 years ago at 10:03 pmHow do sharks smash? Asking for a friend.
10 years ago at 7:24 amIt’s actually still a mystery to science when where and how great whites reproduce. I had it all detailed in Shark Romance Novel but alas it was not posted last year.
10 years ago at 9:42 amBut it and other unposted things can be found at https://www.reddit.com/user/sharkweektfm
How difficult is it to type with your fins?
10 years ago at 9:45 amIt was a learning curve. But when you want something bad enough you focus on the small victories along the way and future goals more than than how difficult it is at the time.
10 years ago at 11:36 amWell the next time you’re around the Texas coast line I’ll give ya a high five.
10 years ago at 1:33 pmSounds good. Those are much easier! I got a friend out there. Hopefully get a chance to get out there.
10 years ago at 2:34 pmWho the fuck is this guy
10 years ago at 9:31 pmBryan Wilson.
10 years ago at 9:34 pmThe Texas Law Hawk
10 years ago at 9:38 pmHe’s a hawk
10 years ago at 9:45 pmThat has studied law
10 years ago at 9:46 pmAnd is from Texas.
10 years ago at 9:46 pmWho tf are you?
10 years ago at 12:51 amBabe Ruth bitch.
10 years ago at 9:58 amThe Great Bambino
10 years ago at 1:24 pmWell I was asking Jack. I was wrongfully lapped.
10 years ago at 8:02 pmThe Big Bam
10 years ago at 1:23 pmThe sultan of swat
10 years ago at 1:24 pmThe King of Crash
10 years ago at 10:26 pmWell lap yourself again for not specific enough. This is your own fault.
10 years ago at 11:26 pmDidn’t y’all already put this up from PGP this week?
10 years ago at 10:01 pmThe lawyer I want is the one who publicly advertises his knowledge of who to bribe for each specified outcome. Get on it Hawk.
10 years ago at 10:19 pmWhy so the two of you can share a cell? Fantasizing about getting buttfucked by your lawyer. TmuffmcfluffM.
10 years ago at 10:41 amHaha damn chill out a little bit
10 years ago at 11:22 amThis would be relevant if you fucktards hadn’t already linked us a PGP article containing all of his videos, including this one. Posting unoriginal content that also happens to be days late. TtfmM
10 years ago at 11:03 pmDid TFM do this ad for free because Dorn has him on a retainer? I bet his next ad resembles a To Catch A Predator episode.
10 years ago at 11:00 amwas an SAE at A&M…think he set the record one year for most hot ass banged for the school year
10 years ago at 2:05 am