Ordering five kegs for homecoming. In class. On speakerphone. TFM.

  1. GotEm

    I have so many people to thank for being FIRST. I’d like to thank the Intern for his impeccable timing. I’d like to thank everyone else for being so slow. I’d like to thank America for being so awesome. Don’t want to thank pledges because this class is even worse than the previous one. I’d like to thank myself for all my hard work. My friends and family for supporting me. And our Lord Jesus for being me with every step of the way.
    Romney for prez y’all

    12 years ago at 1:19 pm
    1. BamaForRomney

      I respect you for boldly gambling your time to type this while someone else could have swooped in and taken the coveted FIRST.

      12 years ago at 2:59 pm
    2. Adolph Fratler

      ^^^ Guessing he already had the statement typed out and he was waiting for the opportunity to copy/paste.

      12 years ago at 5:51 pm
    3. GotEm

      Nah I had to type it really fast and hope no one beat me to it otherwise I would have to chug bleach, bows and toe, laps etc. for a false first.
      No sir, I shall not take any laps. Don’t take my moment from me.

      12 years ago at 10:13 pm
    4. FlRSTpostOX

      This is nothing. I once googled a light up flashing FIRST gif, found the one I was looking for,, copyed the link, and pasted it on a TFM comment before anyone else could. Call me when you can pull off something like that, champ.

      12 years ago at 2:08 am
  2. BroswickStew

    Only five? What are y’all going to drink after the first hour and fifteen?

    12 years ago at 1:47 pm
    1. never pro BROno

      Oh good I thought laxbro was the biggest tryhard on this site. Thanks for proving me wrong

      12 years ago at 3:42 pm
  3. Miz_Secpledge

    Please tell us more about the 50 people you will be hanging out with for 2 hours.

    12 years ago at 1:59 pm
  4. SigmaFratty

    Wow you must go really, really hard. Wish I were as frat as you. Fire the intern.

    12 years ago at 2:41 pm