I have so many people to thank for being FIRST. I’d like to thank the Intern for his impeccable timing. I’d like to thank everyone else for being so slow. I’d like to thank America for being so awesome. Don’t want to thank pledges because this class is even worse than the previous one. I’d like to thank myself for all my hard work. My friends and family for supporting me. And our Lord Jesus for being me with every step of the way.
Romney for prez y’all
FIRST
Nah I had to type it really fast and hope no one beat me to it otherwise I would have to chug bleach, bows and toe, laps etc. for a false first.
No sir, I shall not take any laps. Don’t take my moment from me.
This is nothing. I once googled a light up flashing FIRST gif, found the one I was looking for,, copyed the link, and pasted it on a TFM comment before anyone else could. Call me when you can pull off something like that, champ.
I have so many people to thank for being FIRST. I’d like to thank the Intern for his impeccable timing. I’d like to thank everyone else for being so slow. I’d like to thank America for being so awesome. Don’t want to thank pledges because this class is even worse than the previous one. I’d like to thank myself for all my hard work. My friends and family for supporting me. And our Lord Jesus for being me with every step of the way.
12 years ago at 1:19 pmRomney for prez y’all
FIRST
this
12 years ago at 1:39 pmThe only first I’ve ever enjoyed.
12 years ago at 1:54 pmI remember my first time
12 years ago at 2:43 pmI respect you for boldly gambling your time to type this while someone else could have swooped in and taken the coveted FIRST.
12 years ago at 2:59 pmOur Lord Jesus being me with? Laps
12 years ago at 3:28 pm^^could’ve blown it. Bold move cotton
12 years ago at 4:51 pm^^^ Guessing he already had the statement typed out and he was waiting for the opportunity to copy/paste.
12 years ago at 5:51 pm^ I like your name
12 years ago at 7:27 pmNah I had to type it really fast and hope no one beat me to it otherwise I would have to chug bleach, bows and toe, laps etc. for a false first.
12 years ago at 10:13 pmNo sir, I shall not take any laps. Don’t take my moment from me.
This is nothing. I once googled a light up flashing FIRST gif, found the one I was looking for,, copyed the link, and pasted it on a TFM comment before anyone else could. Call me when you can pull off something like that, champ.
12 years ago at 2:08 amYou are what’s wrong with our culture
12 years ago at 1:28 pm^im with old Hickory on that
12 years ago at 6:13 pmThis sucks
12 years ago at 1:38 pmFalse.
12 years ago at 7:07 pmOnly five? What are y’all going to drink after the first hour and fifteen?
12 years ago at 1:47 pmOh good I thought laxbro was the biggest tryhard on this site. Thanks for proving me wrong
12 years ago at 3:42 pm^ I chuckled
12 years ago at 6:24 pm^ Yea, me too
12 years ago at 10:57 pmDo less.
12 years ago at 1:53 pmPlease tell us more about the 50 people you will be hanging out with for 2 hours.
12 years ago at 1:59 pmI hate you.
12 years ago at 8:59 amWow you must go really, really hard. Wish I were as frat as you. Fire the intern.
12 years ago at 2:41 pmOn an IPhone right?
12 years ago at 3:04 pmTrying really hard. All the time. On the Internet.
12 years ago at 3:20 pmThat was an awesome story bro.
12 years ago at 3:28 pmI sincerely hope that he tells it again.
12 years ago at 9:41 am