Ordering five kegs for homecoming. In class. On speakerphone. TFM.

  1. Call me Sir FratStar

    This just screams frat. You sir are a legend. Now go fuck yourself and repeat.

    12 years ago at 3:28 pm
  2. Lonshanks_Son_TF

    OMG, everyone in your class must have been like, “Whoa, I bet he doesn’t even care that we’re in class right now, because his focus is primarily on procuring alcohol for future profligacy and mirthful mishaps, which is totally contrary to the type of behavior prescribed in the student conduct handbook!” What a sly duck.

    12 years ago at 4:04 pm
  3. OnePctGeed

    I bet everybody high-fived him and gave him the power point after class. His bad assery knows know bounds. All the hottest girls must’ve been impressed. And of course the teacher didn’t give two shits. He just allowed this. You are a king among kings.

    12 years ago at 5:14 pm
    1. OnePctGeed

      Considering I was already drunk and it was friday I’m definitely impressed with myself.

      12 years ago at 1:08 am
  4. DOOOONT CAAAAARE

    Well you got beat by the Spartans which is awesome and I recall that stadium being rather empty for a homecoming game which is pathetic

    12 years ago at 3:45 am