Cute girl in high heels with a stupid sign around her neck. Check.
Backwards visor. Check.
Bowtie, orange pants, and sperries. Check.
Onlooker with a red cup.
About to punch the shit out of an inanimate object. Check.
And yet, I still feel like there’s something wrong with the picture.
There isn’t really any way to prove that, in fact, I am better than her “muscular thighs”. However, I apologize sincerely. I guess I should know when to and when to not comment on a blonde in a cheap dress.
Cute girl in high heels with a stupid sign around her neck. Check.
Backwards visor. Check.
Bowtie, orange pants, and sperries. Check.
Onlooker with a red cup.
About to punch the shit out of an inanimate object. Check.
And yet, I still feel like there’s something wrong with the picture.
13 years ago at 5:25 pmHint: it rhymes with malifornia
13 years ago at 5:33 pmNo costas?
13 years ago at 5:33 pm“they’re not red, they’re oxblood!”
13 years ago at 5:53 pmThat girl is ugly as fuck.
13 years ago at 5:31 amI would still use her tittys to fuck.
13 years ago at 9:47 amI could do without the running commentary.
13 years ago at 10:13 amYou haven’t been here very long, have you, Potty Putter?
13 years ago at 5:46 pm^ Yup. You don’t see gay people running around trying to prove to people they are gay by shouting “IM GAY I SWEAR TO GOD IM GAY”
13 years ago at 5:24 pmI guess her birthday budget was small this year, unlike her thighs. Pity.
13 years ago at 5:27 pmRude is never classy. She actually looks muscular and athletic.
13 years ago at 5:52 pmNo need to be a cunt
13 years ago at 6:33 pmI’d rather fuck her than most KKG’s….
13 years ago at 6:53 pmThat didn’t work out well for you did it?
13 years ago at 7:05 pmKlassy, why don’t we go back to my place, and you can tell me all about how you’re better.
13 years ago at 7:33 pm^This
13 years ago at 11:46 pm“klassy”.. Ironic.
13 years ago at 1:28 pmyou can see the definition of the muscle in her quads and shes not even flexing. Not even fat.
TotalJealousBullimicKappaMove
13 years ago at 7:22 pmThere isn’t really any way to prove that, in fact, I am better than her “muscular thighs”. However, I apologize sincerely. I guess I should know when to and when to not comment on a blonde in a cheap dress.
13 years ago at 9:13 pm^A cheap dress is easier to fix than poor manners. And as for your username, if you have to tell people you are classy, you’re not.
13 years ago at 9:58 pmGivin it the old “Rusty Hampton”
13 years ago at 5:32 pmChops!
13 years ago at 9:41 pmgood shit
13 years ago at 1:43 pmI know that guy
13 years ago at 4:24 pmI’d play with her meat curtains.
13 years ago at 6:48 pmNick Bondelli is a fucking legend
13 years ago at 7:52 pmHave Derek Dooley pop the pinata FAF
13 years ago at 9:12 pmHow has no one mentioned the girls tits yet?
13 years ago at 9:31 pm“I’d play with her meat curtains” -Fratty Shack3. I least I hope that’s to what he was referring.
13 years ago at 9:34 pmthe thing about curtains is…they aren’t tits.
13 years ago at 10:15 pmTits.
13 years ago at 1:51 amYear Around Frat you… just don’t get it do you?
Meat Curtains ain’t her chesticles.
13 years ago at 9:06 am^^I bet you think boobs feel like bags of sand too.
13 years ago at 9:58 amI think he is referring to her vagina.
13 years ago at 10:17 amThink pastrami sandwich.
13 years ago at 9:42 am^ I’m thinking Arby’s
13 years ago at 12:25 pmSon of a bitch this is awesome.
13 years ago at 3:55 amDefinitely would pee in her butt.
13 years ago at 10:13 pmThat girl is scary looking
13 years ago at 9:23 amI still would.
13 years ago at 9:27 amDoes that ‘2’ in 21 look like a lower case ‘a’ to anyone but me?
13 years ago at 9:34 amI thought that at first glance, as well.
13 years ago at 9:38 amA1 steak sauce? makes sense
13 years ago at 10:27 amthought it was up untill now, thank you
13 years ago at 9:42 pm