California Porn Star Turned Teacher Loses Appeal

scally33311 years ago

A California middle school teacher, who was fired in April after school administrators became aware that she had previously starred in adult films, lost her appeal on Wednesday to get her job back. A three-judge administrative commission in Oxnard, California unanimously upheld the school district’s decision to fire the teacher.

Stacie Halas, who performed under the name Tiffany Six, starred in several adult movies during an eight month stretch from 2005-2006. Your humble correspondent took upon himself the arduous task of viewing some of the most notable films in her catalog — including, but not limited to: Super Size My Snatch #2, Anal Consumption #5, and No Cum Dodging Allowed #7. Not exactly what one would normally refer to as softcore. The movies depicted an array of depraved sex acts, the pinnacle of which was a scene where the young starlet serviced four men simultaneously.

Halas began teaching eighth-grade science at Haydock Intermediate School in 2009 and was employed there until students found her adult movies online last spring. One question immediately comes to mind: why would the student who originally discovered this information tell anyone about it? It’s like finding a treasure map and posting it on the internet before claiming the riches for yourself. Asinine! He could have extorted perpetual oral copulation out of her — or at the very least maybe a few used sanitary napkins — in exchange for his silence. Now he’s thwacking to her on the computer screen like the rest of us.

Judge Julie Cabos-Owen stated, “Although her pornography career has concluded, the ongoing availability of her pornographic materials on the internet will continue to impede her from being an effective teacher and respected colleague.” Translation: it’s going to be pretty tough for the youngsters to focus on the periodic table of elements when visions of their teacher getting double stuffed are dancing in their heads.

But the weight of the decision seemed to rest upon the fact that Halas was “continually deceitful about her nine-month career in porn before she went to work at the school.” Oxnard school officials said they never knew Halas had appeared in pornographic videos until April and they should have been told from the outset along with the rest of her employment history. Was she supposed to list WhiteHoleBlackPole.com under the ‘Employment History’ section on the job application? Snow-balling under ‘Special Skills?’ Or Lexington Steele as a reference? Come on.

But the thing that amazes me the most is that she even wants that job back. I imagine that would probably entail a lot of staring at the ground and pretending not to hear what is being said about you (which is actually a pretty typical day at the office for me). And it would probably get pretty creepy when she found herself alone in the teachers lounge with some greasy old math teacher staring at her, breathing like Scotty from Boogie Nights.

[via Huffington Post]

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