Canada May Begin Allowing 16 And 17-Year-Olds To Have Butt Sex Too

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Did you know you can’t legally have consensual butt sex in Canada if you’re under the age of 18? Because you can’t legally have consensual butt sex in Canada if you’re under the age of 18. Vaginal sex? Go to town. Hand and mouth jibbers? Go for it. But Butt sex? Nope. Weird.

It is currently against the law for anyone in Canada under the age of 18 to have butt sex, whereas those of consenting age — at least 16 years old — can have all the P in V intercourse they can shake their little Canadian dicks at. It’s an antiquated, discriminatory law that is long overdue to be amended.

Canadian lawmakers are now taking steps to do exactly that.

From The New York Times:

Canadian lawmakers introduced legislation to make the age of consent 16 for all forms of sexual intercourse, one of two overtures the government of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau took on Tuesday to combat a history of discrimination against sexual minorities.

Jody Wilson-Raybould, the justice minister, introduced an amendment to make the age of consent 16 for anal sex, as it is for vaginal sex. She said the government agreed with four appeals courts that previously declared the current age of 18 to be discriminatory.

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As in many countries, homosexual acts were a crime in Canada for much of its history. Mr. Trudeau previously announced that he would posthumously pardon Everett George Klippert, who was indefinitely imprisoned — effectively a life sentence — after telling the police in 1965 that he had consensual sexual relations with four men.

How about that?! The wheels are in motion. Butt sex for all could soon be a reality in that zany country above us, of course as long as it’s between two consenting adults. What a time.

[via The New York Times]

  1. Ricky Spanish

    If 16 is the age of consent in Canadia why are you still in the good old USA. I mean 16 isn’t the 5 or 6 I’m sure you prefer, but at least it’s closer than 18 you know.

    9 years ago at 11:08 pm
  2. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    I’m sorry bacon puts it in your butt now that it is just the two of you. He’s probably small so just shut up and take it. You could be a 16 yr old in Canada.

    9 years ago at 11:43 pm
    1. AndrewsMomsAss

      If Rob Fox moved to Canada, he’d be Canadian Bacon! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

      9 years ago at 11:53 pm
    1. Henry_Eighth

      Someday, long after you have passed, the world may regard you as a comedic genius who was ahead of his time. But today I’m downvoting you.

      9 years ago at 5:17 am
  3. Henry_Eighth

    So you were just sitting around at 11pm and thought, “Huh, wonder what’s the age of consent for Canadian butt sex?”

    9 years ago at 11:48 pm
  4. Theregalrattle

    What took you longer? The writing of this awful article or you promptly booking your ticket on Expedia?

    9 years ago at 7:46 am
  5. Dickson

    Was there really a need for an article? You basically summed it up in the title.

    9 years ago at 8:11 am
    1. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

      That’s what a title is supposed to be. Go back to buzzfeed for clickbait titles.

      9 years ago at 11:02 am
  6. geed_N_proud

    I could not wait to see the comments for this immediately after seeing the headline. DIdnt disappoint.

    9 years ago at 2:15 pm