The ex-slam said we needed to talk, so I asked her if she was pregnant. She wasn't, so I told her we didn't need to talk. TFM.

    1. UofA Frattastic

      So went on TFM. I was looking for good stuff. So I read the first ones, and I was bummed.

      13 years ago at 8:10 pm
  1. PIKEpledge

    Such a Gentleman. Your parents must be so proud of the fine young man they’ve raised.

    13 years ago at 2:28 pm
  2. Hanrahan

    Tip for the kids: always insist on seeing test results. Women are not above crazy.

    13 years ago at 3:58 pm
    1. Manuel Fratsoloras

      Yeah, some are so crazy they threaten being pregnant so that you spend time with them and don’t completely ignore their existence..

      13 years ago at 8:18 pm
  3. Fratzel Washington

    “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” Be careful bud some girls are seriously fucked in the head.

    13 years ago at 6:58 am
    1. Wayfarer_not_Welfare

      Like, get on your knees and smile like a doughnut, fucked in the head?

      13 years ago at 8:53 am