Not remembering to tell Holiday Pledge to change from a pilgrim to Santa until you see him on Monday...and then blaming him. TFM. Eat A Dick Pledge14 years ago
Ceasing to give a fuck about the rest of the semester around five minutes into Thanksgiving break. TFM. Nantucket Ready14 years ago
The average lifespan of a folding table in the house is six days. TFM. Do You Know Who I Am14 years ago