Not remembering to tell Holiday Pledge to change from a pilgrim to Santa until you see him on Monday...and then blaming him. TFM.

  1. Ian

    lol bros hey every1 how r u ?!?!? lol doods im gr8 thx for asking lol !! anyways i think this post is so hilar #friends !!! alritey bros #l8r #friends stay fratastic lol cya byeeee -ian

    13 years ago at 1:19 pm
  2. Fratnanimous

    You’re username is the most perplexing username on this entire website. Are you telling the “Pledge” in question to, in fact, eat a dick? If so, then you are lacking a well placed comma. Then there is the other side of the coin; are you telling everyone to actually eat a “Dick Pledge?” Who would name their kid Richard Pledge in the first place and have them go by the nickname Dick? Do you endorse cannibalism? God damn this is pissing me off.

    Also, your posts suck.

    13 years ago at 1:30 pm
    1. WtF_

      ^You’re forgetting the possibility that the poster himself is a pledge nicknamed Eat A Dick Pledge. Perhaps due to him enjoying the taste of cock, and him having been caught in the act of eating a dick. Very perplexing indeed.

      13 years ago at 2:13 pm
  3. Bush Light

    Why the fuck do all these idiots get their shit posted but I don’t?! Where the fail is fuck Friday?!!

    13 years ago at 3:04 pm