Writing down your wingman's contact info on the University's emergency contact form. TFM. mrPr3sident15 years ago
Today's mail: Vineyard Vines catalog, NRA member survey and a littering ticket. TFM. BurtFuckingReynolds15 years ago
Pulling the "I'm going to pretend I'm asleep no matter how long it takes until she leaves on her own" move. TFM. Sir Frattington III15 years ago
The way a restricted country club politely whispers, "Fuck yourself." TFM. Cigar Aficionado15 years ago