Writing down your wingman's contact info on the University's emergency contact form. TFM. mrPr3sident14 years ago
Today's mail: Vineyard Vines catalog, NRA member survey and a littering ticket. TFM. BurtFuckingReynolds14 years ago
Pulling the "I'm going to pretend I'm asleep no matter how long it takes until she leaves on her own" move. TFM. Sir Frattington III14 years ago
The way a restricted country club politely whispers, "Fuck yourself." TFM. Cigar Aficionado14 years ago