Writing down your wingman's contact info on the University's emergency contact form. TFM.

    1. KoreaGoodUSABad

      fucka you amerdikans with your merrow yerrow and coca cora and spwoaaah mixers.. drink it straight you pussies aay yaa

      14 years ago at 1:02 am
    2. KoreaGoodUSABad

      no no were the ones that shit in your toirets and dont flush and pee in the back part so when you do flush pee come out.. we fuck your wives while youre at your minimum wage jobs, you vajayjay… I smart you stupid. Korea 2 America 0

      14 years ago at 1:33 am
    3. Gators and Waders

      the funny thing about this is that somewhere on this earth there is a gdi sitting at his computer who got bored playing video games and stumbled across this site. no hard feelings man, if you can’t get a bid, just join the website!

      14 years ago at 1:41 am
    4. KoreaGoodUSABad

      I considered going to florida at one point… and then I finished taking a shit and wiped my ass with the acceptance letter

      14 years ago at 1:55 am
    5. Gators and Waders

      thats cool. good thing I don’t go to florida! i forget you’re new here.

      14 years ago at 2:10 am
    6. Conserfrative

      You do realize that foreigners only talk with accents right? They can write in regular English.

      14 years ago at 10:52 am
    1. NateHiggers

      Oh I’m sure he has parents, but they are so embarrassed by his existence that they want nothing to do with him.

      14 years ago at 10:01 pm
  1. Potty Putter

    Hopefully you’re from Bozeman because Missoula is full of liberal hippy fucktards.

    14 years ago at 9:14 pm
  2. McQueery

    That’s smart because when you drunkenly end up in the hospital sans wallet, you want the person who is going to have absolutely no clue about your insurance information/medical history

    14 years ago at 10:44 pm
  3. IHATEGREEKLIFE

    Really, its pretty sad that you people pay to go to school (or mommy and daddy most likely) and hinder the end result by continuous partying. Now, I’m not saying I don’t enjoy a party but glorifying drinking and making beer sound like it is the water of life is ridiculous.

    14 years ago at 10:51 am
    1. PSKFrattinAllDay

      Wait, if beer isn’t the water of life, I must have missed something. Do they teach that in women’s studies?

      14 years ago at 11:07 am
    2. IHATEGREEKLIFE

      No, I’m actually quite straight. I’m just not an unintelligent fuck who doesn’t realize that college is more about education and less about beer and pussy. I enjoy both, but I know what the main objective of college is. Also, isn’t it a little too expensive to be one big party? haha

      14 years ago at 11:12 am
    3. FaFTexas

      We never said the main objective is to party, we just talk about that stuff that’s worth talking about on this website.

      14 years ago at 11:21 am
    4. FaFTexas

      ..and also, it’s really pretty sad that you would actually come on here and waste your time creating an account to tell us what you think.

      14 years ago at 11:23 am
    5. IHATEGREEKLIFE

      When you say,”we just talk about that stuff that’s worth talking about on this website.” Do you honestly think that degrading women is worth talking about and no I am not a woman I am a man. Also, this isn’t an attack from me to this site, it is a view on greek life in its entirety. Finally, when you say that it is sad that i would waste my time coming on here just to tell you what I think, I completely agree with you. It is sad that I am. I also think that its sad that when you make the decision to be apart of greek life, everyone that is close to you has to deal with it too.

      14 years ago at 11:36 am
    6. WarDamnDelt

      As said by the GDI fuck that spent his time creating a troll account, reading TFM until he finds one where he can attack us “unintelligent fucks” instead of going out and having a good time on a Friday. Congrats idiot, now we all know you spend more time on your computer and in your dorm room than out in the real world living up the best years of your life.

      14 years ago at 11:58 am
    7. PN Herbutt

      ^ the people that are close with us who “deal with it too” are just like us. Let me explain this, telling our parents that we pledged a top tier fraternity is not the same as you telling your parents you are coming out of the closet.

      14 years ago at 12:05 pm
    8. IHATEGREEKLIFE

      Again, this is funny because you obviously are out enjoying your friday too (that was sarcasm just in case you didn’t pick up on that). I’m actually on here because I needed something to in between classes ( classes are the things you sign up for before every semester) of which I have 6 today. I will enjoy my friday when I am done for the day.

      14 years ago at 12:08 pm
    9. Braxton Bragg Comer

      I understand where you’re coming from, but you could go jerk off at another site between classes if you really wanted to.

      14 years ago at 12:10 pm
    10. IHATEGREEKLIFE

      I meant dealing with the complaining that comes along with pledging and I’m pretty sure I never compared greek life to gay life.

      14 years ago at 12:10 pm
    11. Gators and Waders

      …..sounds you’re looking for sympathy. well, I’m sorry i’m better than you. but making an account on a Greek life website under “ihategreeklife” makes everyone dislike you, and you will not be taken seriously. just like when you’re not behind a computer.

      14 years ago at 12:17 pm
    12. Braxton Bragg Comer

      I’m sure he’ll respond once he’s finished. I bet it’s hell having tweezers in one hand and a magnifying glass in the other. Don’t guess his laptop has that speak to text feature on it.

      14 years ago at 12:20 pm
    13. IHATEGREEKLIFE

      I completely agree, I could go fuck around on another site. I just think its kind of entertaining when people get worked up and defensive about stuff. I do appreciate you understanding my point of view. And please don’t think I don’t understand yours! because I do. Greek life is about socializing and being part of something, everybody wants to be apart of something bigger than themselves. I think that greek life was something that people could be proud of once but it has turned into something that has a certain stereotype about it now and thats largely due to what people in greek life do now.

      14 years ago at 12:20 pm
    14. Braxton Bragg Comer

      Oh, no. I meant literally masturbating to this site. There was no metaphor behind it at all.

      14 years ago at 12:21 pm
    15. IHATEGREEKLIFE

      haha nope, not looking for sympathy. just and open forum to discuss. This seemed like the perfect one. I’m not expecting anything to change, that would be small minded and stupid. But, i achieved my goal of being noticed and stirring you guys up a little bit. and on a side note, if you want to attack me, try to be a little more original than using a small penis insult….not very effective.

      14 years ago at 12:24 pm
    16. Braxton Bragg Comer

      You’re right. Next time I’ll say microscope instead of magnifying glass.

      14 years ago at 12:25 pm
    17. IHATEGREEKLIFE

      Braxton, you might want to brush up on your communication skills then. You said “jerk off AT this sight” when you really wanted to say, “jerk off TO this site.”

      14 years ago at 12:26 pm
    18. PN Herbutt

      To be clear that geed just said he knew where we were coming from. You will never fucking know and that is what separates us from people like you.

      14 years ago at 12:27 pm
    19. Braxton Bragg Comer

      My communication skills are just fine. If I wanted to say waste time on a site, I would say waste time on a site. I wouldn’t say “jerk off” unless I meant you were literally jerking off, which I’m sure is why it takes you so long to respond.

      14 years ago at 12:30 pm
    20. IHATEGREEKLIFE

      I date a girl In Delta Phi Epsilon, I know what she went through to do it. I am okay with it! By saying that you are separated from people who are not involved in greek life because you did a few butt chugs and had to embarrass yourself to be accepted into a group, which in the long run of your life, probably won’t effect it too much. You act like you went through marine corp boot camp, please, lets get back to reality here. And to answer your idiotic attacks towards me, I am not a virgin, I am not a fat kid actually pretty average, and I do not go to some techy school. You further proved your lack of intelligence with those comments.

      14 years ago at 12:37 pm
    21. IHATEGREEKLIFE

      It takes me so long to respond because I’m currently balancing talking to you guys while taking notes in inorganic chem II. That video is hilarious by the way but not me! he took the easy way of putting something out there by doing it on youtube. Theres no good way to have back and forth banter there.

      14 years ago at 12:42 pm
    22. Success

      Jumping jesus these trolls get worse and worse. And quit feeding them you idiots. Ignore him and he’ll go away.

      14 years ago at 12:46 pm
    23. IHATEGREEKLIFE

      hahah ONE person understands the point of this. I’m not a “troll” this is a forum and its public. Again though with the thoughtless attacks, ya know, I might actually start to get offended. haha I cannot believe that people actually care enough to even entertain me. Thank you all for making my day that much better by letting me know how much smarter I am than all of you.

      14 years ago at 12:51 pm
    24. IHATEGREEKLIFE

      I am oh so sorry for that spelling mishap and no, I don’t call my country a cunt. Just your mom. ooops did I stoop to the *fraternity level? sorry about that:)

      14 years ago at 3:07 pm
    25. KoreaGoodUSABad

      IHATEGREEKLIFE, if you hate greek life so much and want some other geed friends with your geed morals join a fucking sports club or something, (that is, if you have any athletic ability at all). Stop wasting your time on here, cause sooner or later you’re going to get butthurt so bad you might do something drastic. and I think I speak for everyone when I say WE DON’T WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT SHIT.

      14 years ago at 6:35 pm
    26. KoreaGoodUSABad

      and you don’t call your country a cunt because that would make you a cuntman, which you are

      14 years ago at 6:39 pm
    27. Nitro Hazelton

      IHATEGREEKLIFE sounds like he was shoved into one too many lockers. Get a life boy.

      14 years ago at 7:18 pm