Winning homecoming king 10 minutes after being kicked out of homecoming competition for being too drunk. TFM. NeilFratrickHarris4614 years ago
Telling her that the smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth was your D. TFM. lawpike14 years ago
Hitting a 300 yard drive off the tee you just used to shotgun a beer. TFM. Obama Bin Biden14 years ago
Getting a hand-written thank you note on monogrammed stationary from last night's slam. TFM. xi banga14 years ago
Dad sending me a picture of the golf course with the Statue of Liberty in the background saying: "Those occupants will never find us here because they have never touched a foot on a course like this." TFM. dadchoosepledgename14 years ago