Getting a hand-written thank you note on monogrammed stationary from last night's slam. TFM. xi banga13 years ago
No Knee Grows You didn’t read the back of the card, chief. She needs you to drive her to Planned Parenthood. 13 years ago at 11:33 am
Fraternal__Reb Guess the intern failed to see the photo attached to this one. Fucking intern. 13 years ago at 10:31 pm
“Thank your for pulling out”
13 years ago at 8:58 amyou*
13 years ago at 8:58 amTClingerM
13 years ago at 8:58 amI call bullshit
13 years ago at 9:11 amThat literally never happened.
13 years ago at 9:15 am^ Agreed
13 years ago at 9:24 amliterally
13 years ago at 10:07 amWait, so literally or figuratively?
13 years ago at 12:17 pmPicture or it didn’t happen
13 years ago at 9:17 am^second
13 years ago at 1:48 pmbe careful not to step in the bullshit
13 years ago at 9:42 amYou didn’t read the back of the card, chief. She needs you to drive her to Planned Parenthood.
13 years ago at 11:33 am^this
13 years ago at 4:41 pm“Thanks for last night. Please don’t call. Ever. Xoxo.”
13 years ago at 12:24 pmCool story bro, tell us more bullshit.
13 years ago at 7:23 pmGuess the intern failed to see the photo attached to this one. Fucking intern.
13 years ago at 10:31 pm