Mom gave me a breathalyzer so my brothers and I would be more safe when we drink. That backfired. TFM. Midwest Frat16 years ago
Dropped my Finance class because the professor grew up in Soviet Russia. Commies shouldn't teach business. TFM. Tazewell186816 years ago
Celebrating Opening Day at the Castle by chugging beers out of a hollow plastic bat. TFM. George_S_Fratton16 years ago
Auctioning off sorostitutes as caddies for the Alumni Weekend golf tournament. They aren't safe. TFM. brommanderinchief16 years ago