Jehovah Whitness knocked on the mansion's door and asked if I wanted to invite Jesus into my house. I said Jesus can come in, but you stay outside. TFM. legit15 years ago
"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and all the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism." TFM. allidoisfratandparty15 years ago
The TA in charge of issuing the midterm exam is our fraternity sweetheart. She's texting us the answers. TFM. PoliticallyIncorrect15 years ago
The house dog got drunk again at pledge retreat. It raged harder than every pledge there. TFM. AKAK15 years ago
The men of my family don't do hangovers, they do comb-overs and corporate takeovers. TFM. UConn Broskies15 years ago