Jehovah Whitness knocked on the mansion's door and asked if I wanted to invite Jesus into my house. I said Jesus can come in, but you stay outside. TFM.
If you truly do live in a “mansion,” chances are that you’d either live on a gated property or in a gated community, in which case the Jehovahs’s Witnesses wouldn’t be able to get to your front door.
Excellent.
14 years ago at 4:35 pmoutstanding.
14 years ago at 5:13 pmIf you truly do live in a “mansion,” chances are that you’d either live on a gated property or in a gated community, in which case the Jehovahs’s Witnesses wouldn’t be able to get to your front door.
But aside from that, very good.
14 years ago at 11:45 pmJehovah’s*
14 years ago at 11:46 pmI live on a golf course, so who knows how he got in.
14 years ago at 1:39 am“A Jehovah’s Witness…” Geez. Come on.
14 years ago at 11:51 pmhaha it’s whatever.
14 years ago at 1:41 amJehovah’s Witnesses are the junk mail of front door visitors.
14 years ago at 1:08 amWhat the fuck is a Whitness?
14 years ago at 10:51 amGreat,great post. Well done sir.
14 years ago at 4:57 pm