Got in a fist fight with a GDI over the last case of Fratty Light at the gas station as I was stocking the Frat Castle for the winter storm apocalypse. TFM. bigbadbobby15 years ago
Since God is clearly telling us something big is coming by sending a second ice storm to Texas, we're having the pledges build an ark. TFM. NoBROriousFRAT15 years ago
Was shaken awake by a fireman last night. Apparently the fire alarm had been going off for 20 minutes but I was too passed out to notice. TFM. Fratty Fratterton IV15 years ago
In high school I was called a prep and an asshole. Now I'm called frat. In four years I will be called doctor. TFM. Impeach Obama15 years ago
GDI in class asked if I read TFM, drove a Frathoe, had a trustfund, and had a slampiece. The answer was yes. TFM. GBroP15 years ago