The thermometer says single digits but my shoes and sunglasses say mid 80s. TFM. Creedence Fratwater15 years ago
Watching Fox News with my Dad, right when Obama walked up to the microphone he screamed "Is it true you weren't born in the United States you fucking GDI," then changed the channel. TFM. CopeFrat15 years ago
Just shot 70 on the same course the PGA Championship will be played in a few months. But then again I've been playing there my whole life. TFM. CopeFrat15 years ago
Wearing 993s because everyone is wearing them. NF. Wearing 993s because you're a fucking patriot. TFM. The Walking TFM15 years ago
Economics professor just walked up to me in the middle of a lecture and said, "You... You look like a good, strong conservative. Am I right?" TFM. Fratistician15 years ago
"I'll go half on a bottle with you" "Fine, but what are you going to drink?" TFM. el DiaBro15 years ago