Mother just got a letter from Obama recognizing her outstanding community service. Dad made her throw it away, because "We aren't proud of any accomplishment that socialist is proud of." TFM. Fratopia15 years ago
In Highland Park when you go home and see all of your old friends they don't ask "Did you join a fraternity?" People just ask which one you joined. TFM. Glory Haze15 years ago
Slammed a bottle of Bookers and flipped a cart at the family golf tournament over the break. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Had to do a group project at the library with GDIs, they said they were too scared to go up to the Greek floor, so I paid them $50 each to finish it while I went to be with people who actually matter. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Attention pledges: Initiation has been canceled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it. TFM. Bearjew15 years ago