People you don't know telling you to have a safe New Year because they can sense your alcoholism. TFM. The Alpha15 years ago
I may sin on Saturday night, but I make up for it at the collection plate on Sunday morning. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
I don't have a case for my iPhone, I just buy a new phone when it breaks like a normal person. TFM. simon15 years ago
Pledges know they're fucked when they hear Motley Crue - Kickstart My Heart 15 minutes before a lineup. TFM. frattersall15 years ago