After we finished, my slampiece grabbed my Coast polo to clean up. I snatched it from her and told her to use her own fucking shirt. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Mom told me she doesn't like that I killed a six pack in one night. If she only knew... TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Running out of water bottles to save my study spit for next semester's pledge baths. TFM. Ivy League16 years ago