Mom told me she doesn't like that I killed a six pack in one night. If she only knew... TFM.

  1. Alcoholism

    Hahaha I know what you mean. My mom hates that I drink all the time and convinces herself I drink just about once a month. Bless her heart.

    14 years ago at 1:24 am
    1. deltadoll

      I think the “if only she knew…” makes it obvious he drinks a lot more than a 6 pack a night

      14 years ago at 6:32 am
  2. Stay Fratty My Friends

    i told my mom i had 15 beers a few nights ago and she says she didn’t think i drank to get that fucked up.. i told her that was my version of taking it easy.

    14 years ago at 7:03 am
  3. -SouthΣrN

    I just tell my mom I only drink on holidays. But between bid days, birthdays and thirsty Thursdays, what isn’t a holiday?

    14 years ago at 3:35 pm
  4. Not Sorry

    Although I get the humor in this I think a real frat mom would know without a doubt that her son drinks a lot. If you come from a true frat family then she was in a sorority at one point Partying like we do now. I don’t find it impressive or worthy of a post when GDIs probably have the same talks with their lesser mothers. Plus, if your anything like your father, which you better be, your mom knows excessive drinking runs in the family and probably encourages it.

    14 years ago at 4:08 pm