Asked one of my brothers if he wanted to hit the slopes after class. The GDI behind me told us it was too hot for snow. I told him he was too poor to understand. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Today was "Jeans Day" at my office. I wore khakis, Sperry's, Smathers and Branson, and a Brooks Brothers polo. TFM. fratismymiddlename15 years ago
I am writing my law school memo while my sorostitute is putting stickers in her Lilly Pulitzer agenda and making chocolate fondue. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Introducing a 21 year old dance major to an 11 year old bottle of Henry McKenna. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Tomorrow is my 21st birthday. My parents sent me a birthday card. It's black and made of titanium. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago