Some guy wearing a Tapout shirt tried telling me he was interested in my fraternity. I told him that we have enough guys, but Gamma Delta Iota was still recruiting. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
We have the beach; you have a corn field. We go to Vegas for the weekend; you go to your mountain shanties. We have perfect weather year round; you have rain, snow, and humidity. PAC 10 > SEC and ACC. Our women are the finest in the world. Oh yeah, Nixon AND Reagan. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
My daddy bought me a 3 bedroom condo at school. I use my roommates rent money at Saks. TSM. Anonymous15 years ago
Chanting at the visiting Gators: "Jorts Jorts Jorts! Cut Your Jeans and Make them Shorts!" TFM. Anonymous15 years ago